Attack on Totan (Repub- 50 chap special)

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(A little Attack on Titan Abridged humor)

THIS IS A REPUB BECAUSE YOU GUYS PROBABLY COULDNT SEE IT. IF YOU HAVE, MOVE ON TO NEXT CHAPTER. MKAY? MKAY.

Trainer Dude: NOW LISTEN UP. I DON'T WANT NO SCREWING AROUND. Last Trainees thought it would be funny....to shove a CORN COB up a Trainee's BUTTHOLE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?

They were asked to leave politely.

And it was AWKWARD, FOR EVERYONE!

Trainer Dude: What's your name Coconut?

Armin: *Squeaky voice* I- I-

Trainer Dude: WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA, ON THE HOOD OF A MER-CE-DES BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAGESTIC FUCKING EAGLE.

DO YOU SING?

Armin: I-

Trainer Dude: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!

Both: AAAAAHHHHH

Trainer Dude: *Moves on to next Trainee*

Trainer Dude: WELL SWEET JOLLY RANCHERS. *Holds Connie by head*

*Sees Sasha*

*Walks to Sasha*

Trainer Dude: So. What's going on in this neck of the woods?

Sasha: Eating a potato. *Noms on potato*

Trainer Dude: Hmmm....

You will now be known as...Potato Girl...

Potato Girl: I don't like that name.

Trainer Dude: .....

You uh, you know Potatoes are pretty high in calories. You uh, you know a good way for...burning off calories...?

Potato Girl: ...?

*Out of breath from running so long*

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