Random Moments Ver. 2.0

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Mentokit: Mew

Spoonkit: Mew

Ravekit: All hail Basement Cat.. and Mew.

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Breadpaw: *Holds up a trash can lid* EAT IT

Electricpaw: NO

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Hoverpaw: *Jumps off a cliff*

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Oceanfall: *Karate Kicks Stonetail* That's what you get for trying to steal my phone.

Stonetail: *Breathless* I was only trying to give you a mouse.

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Ivy: Maple, do you have thy holy water?

Maple: I wanna put you in a hole.

Ivy: O_O BEGONE DEMON FROM OUR FRIEND

Raveclaw and the Brothers: o-o

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Maple: *Is spinning in a circle* Weee

Ivy: . . . *Slaps her* No.

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Raven: Look, Ravekit! A cat tree in full bloom!

Ravekit: WOW

*Is Goosetail on a pole* 

Goosetail: Why yu do this to me

Raven: I have to entertain him or he'll start to eat my catnip

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Maple: Uh... how do I make friends?

Ivy: YOU THROW AN EGGPLANT IN THEIR FACE AND THEN RUN AWAY YELLING BOP SOCK

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Ivy: What are you guys having for lunch?

Glasstail: A salad.

Stonetail: Mouse sandwich.

Goosetail: I packed myself some spaghetti and meatballs, preheated.

Maple: tHE sOUls oF mY eNemIEs 

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