Clan Pickup Lines

14 2 0
                                    

Stonetail: You like the smell of my snail breath? That's because I was eating escargot myth-hunting for your love.

Sneakfur: I'll betray anything... but your love. I'll steal that.

Breadpaw: I'll summon a storm of ducks just for you. Uh.. they might attack you.

Feathertail: I'll give up my entire world fighting for you, my love. ~<3

Crowfeather: You mean more to me than my other three mates.. who all died. (Leafpool and Nightcloud: WE DIDN'T DIE)

Hollyleaf: I'll love you.. Only if you follow the Warrior Code until we die. Then do it in StarClan. WE WILL MAKE EVERYONE UPHOLD THE WARRIOR CODE

Tigerheart: I'm Half-Clan and single!

Goosefeather: I foresee that we'll end up together.. and half of the clan will die of starvation.

Firestar: I have kittypet blood.

Hawkfrost: FORGET YOU I'LL BECOME MY OWN MATE

Mosskit: I'm cold. Can I hug you? ~<3

Graystripe: Fun fact- my parents were cousins and I overshare. I also should have stayed single after trying to push Millie down a ravine. (Millie: YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS FOR BRIAR)

Tigerstar: I'm Tigerstar.

Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!Where stories live. Discover now