Yellowfang: HI AND WELCOME TO JEOPARDY! IM YOUR HOST, BUTTER!
Bluestar: Crud. You started a show.
Butter: YOUR CONTESTANTS - IVY, CINDER, AND MILLIE
Ivypool: BACON
Cinderpelt: Boop
Millie: I NEED MAH BRIAR
Butter: First question, does the pomegranate sing, and if pop soda, then how does it eat the car fruit?
Millie: GRIFFENDOR
Butter: JEOPARDY! 89 points
-------- Jeopardy --------
Butter: Spell Traitor.
Cinderpelt: T
Butter: Good. Keep going.
Cinderpelt: T-I-G-E-R-S-T-A-R
Butter: JEOPARDY 500,000,000 to... *Looks at card upside down* Albertzo!
Ivy: GIMMEE
Butter: GET YOUR OWN BUTTONS
=========== JOEPARDY ============
Butter: JEOPARDY *Smacks Dove in the face*
Ivy: *Swings in on rope* ARRRRRRRR IM CAPIN' HOOOOOOK *Smashes into forth wall* HELLO PEANUTS
Millie: BRIAR COME TO MEEEEEE *Screams at a leaf ten paw-steps away from her*
Dove: *Smacks head into Jeopardy sign* JEOPARDY
Bluestar: *Facepaw* /) _ -
Butter: *Pushes Millie into a random ravine in the stage* THIS... IS... JEOPARDYYYYYYYY
========== JEOPARDY INTENCEIFIES ===========
Butter: JEOPARDYYYYYY VAMPIRESSSSS *Head-butts Ivy into a wall*
Dove: *Waves paws madly in the air, screaming* JEOPARDYYYYY ITS A PARDYYY
Millie: I LIKE GAME SHOWS LIKE THISSSS
Butter: *Pushes people down, screaming, 'This is Jeopardy'* THIS WILL NEVER ENDDDDD
Bluestar: *Holds giant button that says 'In case of Yellowfang starting a game of nonsensical Jeopardy, Press This'* Nope. Not in my world. *Presses button*
Button: *Boom*
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