Firestar and Tigerstar are deep in thought, thinking about how Tigerstar came back.
Tigerstar: I don't even know what happened, but I just came back.
Firestar: Huh....
Ashfur is nearby dancing, with a squirrel in his paw.
Ashfur: I licked a squirrel and I liked it! In your face! You're just a pile of brambles!
Firestar: What did you say about my daughter?
Tigerstar: What did you say about my son?
Ashfur: Um.... Nothing! *Speeds away*
Tigerstar: Let's go tell Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight.
Firestar: Yeah.
Both speed off in different directions.
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Tigerstar and Brambleclaw
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Tigerstar approaches Brambleclaw.
Brambleclaw: Hey dad!
Tigerstar: Hi.
Brambleclaw: This solves the mystery of everyone thinking I was you. Also, how are you back?
Tigerstar: I don't know... Let's think on it!
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Ten minutes of thinking later
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Tigerstar: Oh! Um.. I had something to tell you!
Brambleclaw: What?
Tigerstar: Firestar- Oh, I mean Firestaff *Laughs silently* and I heard Ashfur say, and I quote, 'I licked a squirrel and I liked it! In your face! You're just a pile of brambles!'
Brambleclaw: GAH! THAT LOWDOWN ASHFUR! FIRESTAFF WAS RIGHT TO TELL SQUIRRELFLIGH'
Brambleclaw storms off to look for Ashfur.
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Firestaff and Squirrelflight
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Firestaff approaches Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Hey dad!
Firestaff: Hi.
Firestaff: Um... I have to tell you something, Squirrelflight...
Squirrelflight: Yes!?
Firestaff: *Talks very quickly* Ashfur said this! 'I licked a squirrel and I liked it! In your face! Your just a pile of brambles!'
Squirrelflight: ...
Firestaff: Are you okay?
Squirrelflight: *Smoke coming from out of ears* GAH! THAT LOWDOWN ASHFUR! TIGERSTAR WAS RIGHT TO TELL BRAMBLECLEH'
Squirrelflight goes and joins Brambleclaw in his search for Ashfur.
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
