Cloudtail: *Sets up cake stand in the StarClan camp* GET YOUR CAKE HERE! ONLY FOR $10.99!
Goosetail: *Is just walking by and sees Cloudtail* Cloudtail, how did you get here in StarClan?
Cloudtail: *Looks around at the starry, white forest* Oh.. Better raise prices! * Scribbles the $10.99 out and puts $100.99 under the scribbled part* Anyway, WANT TO BUY A CAKE!?
Goosetail: Are you trying to get me into the bargain effect?
Cloudtail: What's that?
Goosetail: It's where you try and make people buy your things by making it look like a bargain, but when they buy your so-called 'cake,' for 100.99, they really give you $101.00. People do this because they don't know how the economy works or how money works, but I do!
Cloudtail: Well-
Ravenpaw: *Sets up juice stand across from Cloudtail's* GET YOUR JUICE HERE FOR ONLY $177.99!
Cloudtail: ARE YOU STEALING MY PROFITS- I mean customers?
Goosetail: WHAT!? I'M CONCIDERED PROFIT!?
Ravenpaw: COME OVER HERE, LITTLE PROFIT, PROFIT, PROFIT!
Cloudtail: NO, COME OVER HERE!
Goosefeather poofs out of nowhere and is chained to Featherwhisker on one paw, and Feathertail on the other.
Goosefeather: WE ARE THE FEATHER POLICE!
Feathertail: We have degrees.
Featherwhisker: FROM THE ROYAL COLLEGE OF DUCKS!
Ravenpaw: So you're a bunch of quacks.
Mapleshadow breaks through a rock next to Ravenpaw's stand.
Mapleshadow: PUNS. ARE. MY. THING. *Stabs Undyne's spear through a plate of spaghetti* I guess I wanted spear-ghetti. We're going to have a lot of pun, aren't we? Oh... have I come at a bad time?
Ravenpaw: 😔 I have been beaten.
A bunch of random cats come in and start saying yacht.
Cats: YACHT YACHT YACHT
Redtail holds up a Muffin.
Redtail: THE MUFFIN GOD WANTS HAPPIENESS!
Suddenly, a huge yacht falls on the cats saying yacht.
Yellowfang is at the wheel.
Yellowfang: AHOI THERE! *Yacht flies away*
Redtail: *Looks at muffin* The Muffin God is not appeased. *Looks harder at the muffin and sees it's a time bomb* OH STARCLAN... IT'S MUFFIN TIME.
Muffin: *Blows up and turns everyone into a muffin*
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