* Firestar is summoned to StarClan *
Firestar: WHY AM I HERE, WHO ARE YOU, WHAT, HOW, PINEAPPLE.
Yellowfang: You're dead.
Firestar: *Faints*
Bluestar: Yellowfang! You need to stop doing that! Our medicine cats are overworked anyway!
Goosefeather: *In distance* NO, FEATHERWHISKER, I DO NOT KNOW HOW TIGERSTAR'S PAWS TASTE LIKE, AND I DO NOT INTEND TO KNOW OR TRY IT. EVER.
Yellowfang: Fine, I see your point. I nominate Firestar for the ice bucket challenge. *Dumps bucket of cold ice water on Firestar* WAKE UP.
Firestar: FENCES! * Looks around* Why am I here?
Goosefeather: HAVE A PROPHECIES
Yellowfang: What he said.
Firestar: ..
Yellowfang: Please deliver this to Jayfeather. *Ahem* Jayfeather, Son of Grump, if you do not stop mocking Breezepelt at Gatherings, we will find the nearest wild ferret and throw it at you. You have been warned.
Firestar: GOT IT BOSS *Runs off*
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*Firestar runs into Jayfeather's den*
Firestar: JAYFEATHER.
Jayfeather: What in StarClan do you want?
Firestar: STARCLAN IS GIVING YOU A PROPHCEY
Jayfeather: No, they aren't, because I'm not asleep.
Firestar: I mean, they told it to me, then they wanted to me to tell it to you.
Jayfeather: Okay, then what is it?
Firestar: *Ahem* Dear Jayfeather, Son of the idiots, if you stop mocking Seatbelt at Gatherings, we will find the nearest badger and run you over with it. Sincerely, Yellowfang.
Jayfeather: .. 😶
Firestar: HAHA *Runs off*
* Meanwhile *
Yellowfang: I will kill Firestar...
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