If there's something that pisses me off is when people use Eliza (god bless her) as an argument to why Lams was never a thing, they're basically just taking the three years Alexander and John spent together in which Eliza wasn't in the picture and just throwing it to the nearest fucking trash can.
Also why do people say Eliza ruined Lams?? Lams got ruined because John fucking DIED.
(Talking about death, it's almost August. Fuck my life.)
Anyways, today we're gonna shit all over the John was a smol pure cinnamon bun trope with this amazing story. Yay.
Once upon a time, when a bullet went through John's right arm during battle, he just went, switched his sword to his left hand (his non-dominant hand), KILLED THE ENEMY'S MAJOR COMMANDANT, AND LIKE NINE OTHER MEN ON THE PROCESS.
The end.
Moral of the story: Do not mess with John Laurens, because he will kick your ass and probably look good while doing it.
I've been listening to too much Bo Burnham, I need help.
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John Laurens FanClub
Non-FictionBecause John Laurens deserves all the love in the world! (Even if he died like 236 years ago). So this is exactly what the tittle said! Yes, a fanclub for John Laurens. (Historical John Laurens, that is. So if you're expecting posts about the thousa...
