The Bad Boy Computer Programmer At Wattpad

WATTDRUNK FRIDAYS 1

[[Mona] @.YoDaBestR2D2 Woman!!!! You dried my panties up! 67?
Find yourself a younger man. I'm currently having sex with a 25-year-old. Let me tell you--the muscles in his backside are so much stronger than an older man's. Steel asses keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going. Much better for your health.]

[[Geri] @.YoDaBestR2D2 I honestly think you should give some of those computer programmers a chance. They can't ALL be like your ex-husband--or his coworkers. And what was so awful about hikers? I didn't understand that part.
@.SexyInSpanxxx When you say "currently" having sex, that doesn't mean right now--does it?
@.FadedMomJeans Aren't you a moderator? Shouldn't you be chaperoning Mona? Ha!]

[[Jeannie] @.GeriatricAt40 My chaperoning skills aren't as sharp when I'm drinking wine. I'm a lonely single mom. I need to live vicariously through someone or I might shrivel up and die. I'll edit the comments after we've had a chance to read them.]

[[Mona] @.all Thomas says hi!!! He's also saying MOANaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!]

Amanda snickered. This was exactly what she needed at this moment in her life--a friend who understood her loneliness, a practical friend with realistic advice and a friend who brightened the gray mood with colorful commentary.

It was also nice to have wine--lots of wine.

[[Amanda types & DELETES] @.GeriatricAt40 Regarding avid hikers: It's a lifestyle preference thing. I'm more wired to be a hotel-ho than a tent-tramp. And you're telling me to hook up with a computer programmer? If they need a GPS signal to find their way out of a parking lot, they definitely need GPS to find their way around a woman.]

Amanda shook her head and immediately deleted her comment without posting it. "Rude," she whispered to herself. "It's not like you're a porn star in the sack or anything. If anyone needs sexual GPS--it's you."

[[Mona] @.GeriatricAt40 I didn't think it was possible, but my panties are drier now! Sex with a computer programmer? You know they have sex apps on their phones to find their way around a woman, right? Trust me. I've seen it with my own eyes. Don't listen to her Amanda! Make another choice! Your lady parts will forever thank you!]

Amanda giggled, petting Winnie's soft fur as she purred in her lap. "My mind gets more like Mona's every day. This makes me happy."

With every sip of wine, Wattdrunk Friday seemed more and more like a physical reality. The laptop seemed to fade into the background as friendships surfaced to the foreground of Amanda's thoughts. It was almost as though her friends were sitting with her in the kitchen at the tiny square table. In fact, Amanda could imagine it clear as day in her mind's eye. Jeannie to her right. Geri to her left. Mona directly across from her on the other side of the table-- clothed and without Thomas.

"I wasn't entirely honest in my blog post. You know? That list of available OKCupid guys?" Amanda paused for a beat, then added, "Most of the men searching for relationships in Seattle are in a fifth group."

"Remind me. What was the list again?" Geri questioned.

"DTF'ers. Avid hikers. Computer programmers. Ethical non-monogamous whatevers. And--."

Mona clapped her hands together excitedly. "Oooo! Number five. I'm gonna choose what's behind door number five!"

Amanda shook her head, eyes fixed on the table. "The fifth group--the majority of single men--don't want me. I'm filtered out of their searches before the dating game even starts."

Jeannie reached out and put her hand over Amanda's. "I'm sure that isn't the case. You're wonderful."

"What were her other choices?" Mona whispered to Geri.