Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Lydia

<Stilinskabitch>

dereks gonna marry me or lucy liu

<Red>

okay, random
what happened?

<Stilinskabitch>

we were talking about how much i love lucy liu
because i do love her so much
and i was like 'i would leave u if i could become lucy liu'
and he was like 'i would marry lucy liu if she was u'
and then it was like
'or just you'
so yeah

<Red>

I TOLD HIM NOT TO PROVOKE YOU

<Stilinskabitch>

i know dont bring it up with him im not freaking out
im calmly thinking about the whole idea

<Red>

of becoming lucy? i feel like u would need a lot of plastic surgery

<Stilinskabitch>

no not that

<Red>

LE GASP
MARRYING DEEEEEEEERBEAR?!
THATS ADORABLE
U SHOULD WEAR A DRESS

<Stilinskabitch>

NO DAMMIT LYDIA STOP BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION

<Red>

if he asked would u say yes

<Stilinskabitch>

that is what i am calmly thinking about

<Red>

thERES A CHANCE U WOULD SAY NO?!

<Stilinskabitch>

IM 17 IDK IF I CAN GET MARRIED

<Red>

u should

<Stilinskabitch>

ur supposed to be the rational one
read that like its in all caps cos im too tired to capitolize everything

<Red>

i am being rational! ish!
i mean derek is fragile u cant tell him no

<Stilinskabitch>

he hasnt asked?!!!!

<Red>

yea i kno but like what if hes carrying around a ring OMG THAT WOULD BE ADORABLEEEE

<Stilinskabitch>

HES NOT
DONT SAY THAT FUCK U

<Red>

hehe just saying

<Stilinskabitch>

well dont just say things like that
and hes not gonna ask so im not freaking out

<Red>

u would say yes tho i so kno u would

<Stilinskabitch>

HOW CAN U KNO THAT
I DONT EVEN KNO THAT

<Red>

i kno wot ur gonna do before u do it
i know things about u that u dont kno
im the motherfuckin pack mom

<Stilinskabitch>

THATS ANOTHER THING
IM PACK MOM NOT U

<Red>

keep tellin urself that

<Stilinskabitch>

derek is home with peter

<Red>

what did peter do

<Stilinskabitch>

mall jail again
something about an escalator and a costume store guy

<Red>

why am i not surprised

** u guys r 2 sweet ok ur adorable and wonderful. i have a psych appointment tofay and i have a sneaking suspicion i will be found out so wish me luck! love you! **