Derek To Stiles

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To> Sexy

Ok so, River and The Doctor are married

From> Sexy

Yes

To> Sexy

But, Rose and The Doctor are also an acceptable pairing?

From> Sexy

Yes! Now who is evil?

To> Sexy

Uh... Okay, Daleks, Cybermen, the British Royal Family, Adipose, Angel Statues, and Clara are the top offendors

From> Sexy

Clara is most evil, Brit Royals r 2nd cuz theyre werewolves

To> Sexy

I still say thats bullshit. No way were they all werewolves and I didnt know about it.

From> Sexy

And we hate Clara because...

To> Sexy

Um... Shes a bitch?

From> Sexy

Exactly! "IM CLARA, IM THE IMPOSSIBLE GIRL, I SAVED THE DOCTOR, NYA NYA NYA, I WAS A FUCKIN DALEK AND MADE DUMB SOUFFLES AND NOW I THINK I CAN TAKE THE DOCTOR FROM RIVER!" shes a conceited ass cunt! thinkin she so damn special

To> Sexy

I thought cunt was reserved for people with J names

From> Sexy

... Srry bout that. But I dont like her, Jennicunt or Jessicunt or Julicunt. She is evil and bitchy and fuckheaded.

To> Sexy

I know

From> Sexy

U can change my name from sexy if u want, I dont want Scott seeing it

To> Sexy

Im not changing it and Scott wont see it. Why do you care?

From> Sexy

Hes been sayin things lately...

Apparently, he an Isaac have made us their mission. They think we r perf couple or watever

To> Sexy

Do they realize this just strengthens the reasoning that they themselves are in love?

From> Sexy

XD they form a little club under the ruse of tryin 2 get us 2gether, when in actuality theyre pushing themselves 2gether

To> Sexy

Well, youre still Sexy. In my phone. Because Scott and Isaac are idiots

From> Sexy

Im still sexy outside the phone ;P I gtg, the bed is calling

To> Sexy

Dont answer its probably a miss-dial

From> Sexy

Is that ur stealth way of asking me 2 keep txting u?

Cuz its totes working and super adorable

To> Sexy

I have no idea what you are referring to

And im not adorable. Nothing I do is adorable.

From> Sexy

Cuz ur the big bad wolf?

To> Sexy

If im bad wolf, are you the Doctor? That seems very badly cast.

From> Sexy

Omg Doctor Who reference

That was the best thing ever

Ilysm

To> Sexy

Not gonna ask what "ilysm" means.

And yes I am big bad wolf

From> Sexy

Ilysm means nothin, my thumb just slid on the keyboard an typed that an sent it

If ur so bad then y do u watch Doctor Who with fragile, boring humans

To> Sexy

Thats bad! Thats the WORST! Do you know how bad it is to be friendly with humans? Im a varitable badass.

From> Sexy

Oh yeah, total badass, mister scared shitless of cybermen

To> Sexy

Those things are fucked up

From> Sexy

Iz ok, im scared of em too

To> Sexy

I have to go

From> Sexy

Cum by 2morrow so I can introduce u 2 the wonders of Merlin

To> Sexy

Lord Jesus more British shows.

Alright, i'll be there.

From> Sexy

U better b or youll have more 2 b afraid of than a cyberman

Youll wish youd been deleted

To> Sexy

Now im really scared

From> Sexy

;D

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