Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Derek

<Stiles>

alloooo

<DerBear>

hey

<Stiles>

so we need to talk
but i dont wanna like talk talk cos i'll get nervous and lydia says if i keep doing that she'll stab me

<DerBear>

stabbing people is my job who does she think she is
and what is it?

<Stiles>

okay so first am i a lamb bc lydia says i am and u treat me too nice now
second scott says we should be having the sex but hes a dandelion

<DerBear>

y does lydia tell u everything now? and u r not a lamb u r a stiles, im nice bc i should be
scott needs to mind his own business also y is he dandelion

<Stiles>

she tells me everything anyways i just didn't cite her as a source before
u didnt used to be nice
he is dandelion bc he is isaac bottom

<DerBear>

okay but u saw peter go from homicidal pyscho to marshmallow right
and i wasnt even that bad
its all u
and yes that makes him very dandelion

<Stiles>

okay
but ur not too careful with me right?

<DerBear>

course i am
don't wanna break u

<Stiles>

no see dont do that then
and u wouldnt have to be careful if i was a werewolf just saying

<DerBear>

im not turning u

<Stiles>

its a suggestion

<DerBear>

im shooting it down

<Stiles>

fine just keep me in a box like a glass doll then bc thats about all im worth at this point
i cant do anything, i would be so much more useful if you'd just do it

<DerBear>

no. final answer. unchanging. unwavering. absolutely fucking not

<Stiles>

absolutely not fucking is what we're doing

<DerBear>

back to this

<Stiles>

yes back to this
i kno ur better at everything and hot and all
whereas pale human not so much
also ur older
by like nothing but u r

<DerBear>

so what you're saying is that you think you should put out because im older

<Stiles>

well when u say it like that
yes kinda
and i know im like neurotic and strange and such but u dont have to be careful with me

<DerBear>

i will be careful with u no matter what
i dont care if ur an immortal polar bear
im still gonna worry
and back to what you said before thats ridiculous

<Stiles>

which thing
about turning me or about putting out
because actually now that i think about it, u keep sayin no not me

<DerBear>

ur 17
of course i said no

<Stiles>

that literally is so stupid
everyone assumes we have already
i think my dad still thinks ur a pedophile

<DerBear>

they expect it so we should do it?

<Stiles>

well that and i feel like im boring
i dont do anything
im like a goldfish

<DerBear>

i thot u were a lamb?

<Stiles>

new metaphor
im a goldfish and all u can do is watch me and feed me and i just go back and forth with my weird eyeballs and eventually im gonna die and you'll have to flush me down the toilet

<DerBear>

okay first ur eyes are not weird theyre adorable
ur not gonna get flushed down a toilet
and i dont intend to let u die
u certainly wont die before i do
and i happen to like goldfish anyways

<Stiles>

so ur saying u die first? thats just ridiculous
i literally wont even let u go down that road okay
u r not going to die
ever
not allowed. not you.
i refuse to watch u die
and back to the goldfish thing WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO LIKE ABOUT GOLDFISH DEREK THEYRE BORING AND THEY DO NOTHING ALL DAY UNTIL THEY JUST DROP DEAD

<DerBear>

idk fish are cool
and ur not boring

<Stiles>

i am so
i bore u
and i still dont understand y u like me

<DerBear>

u dont bore me
i told u i dont like u i love u
and i dont need reasons

<Stiles>

i would feel better with some reasons

<DerBear>

ur sweet
ur funny
ur beautiful
ur perfect

<Stiles>

mega lie
okay yes im quite funny i'll admit
super lie
ultimate lie of the century

<DerBear>

so im a liar?

<Stiles>

yes
unless u dillusioned urself into actually thinking that those things r true
in which case go see a doctor

<DerBear>

im not allowed to compliment u

<Stiles>

no bc its all lies

<DerBear>

ur worthless then?

<Stiles>

well yes kinda

<DerBear>

thats a lie
and what am i allowed to say to u

<Stiles>

the truth
u used to call me stupid and ridiculous and hit my head on various objects
even after i dragged ur ass out of a pool

<DerBear>

so i have to be mean to u
or im a liar

<Stiles>

yes pretty much

<DerBear>

so i guess im a liar then

<Stiles>

i guess u r

<DerBear>

dont b like that

<DerBear>

stiles

<DerBear>

WHY DO KEEP DOING THIS