Derek To Stiles

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To> Sexy

I figured out why Scott bailed on you

From> Sexy

Oh yeah, recon! Whatcha got, bby?

To> Sexy

I may or may not have stolen his phone and checked his texts, and... Him and Isaac are a thing now.

From> Sexy

1st, gr8 job stealing the phone. 2nd, WTF HES WITH BAMBI EYES AND HE DIDNT TELL ME WAT THE WAT THAT IS BULLSHIT!

To> Sexy

I think they're trying to keep it a secret. But we can use this against them!

From> Sexy

Im listening

To> Sexy

Well your the one who makes the plans!

From> Sexy

Oh. Ok, um... It can b like dat epi of Friends, where they all kno bout Chan an Monica, but they dont kno that they kno so Pheebs goes undercover an tries to seduce Chan an yeah

To> Sexy

So, one of us is gonna seduce Scott or Isaac?

From> Sexy

Yeah, good point. Um, we could try to make them admit it by pushing them together or... OH. I CULD TRY TO SET SCOTT UP WIT SUM RANDOM CHICK TO MAKE LITTLE BAMBINO JELLY!

To> Sexy

Phase one in motion

From> Sexy

Wats phase one

To> Sexy

Find a chick to "set up" with Scott

From> Sexy

Would u be ok with putting on heels an a dress an wearin a wig? An going by the alias Georgia Rose?

To> Sexy

I most certainly would not. You, however, I would enjoy seeing in heels and a dress and a wig.

And isnt Georgia Rose a 1D thing?

From> Sexy

If ur good. An yes Georgia Rose is from Best Song Ever

To> Sexy

I like the mexican one

From> Sexy

Oh, sweetie. HE IS NOT MEXICAN. His name is Zayn.

I will excuse your incompetence becuz ur cute

To> Sexy

Only River can call me sweetie. And fine, I like Zayn.

From> Sexy

See, this is y I luv u. An I call Harry

To> Sexy

Is Harry the curly one

From> Sexy

Yes xD

To> Sexy

But isnt he with the sassy one?

From> Sexy

OMG YUS. YUS YUS YUS. YUUUUUUSSSSS! LARRY STYLINSON UGH YES ILYSM YUUUUSSSSSS

To> Sexy

And one of them is afraid of spoons

From> Sexy

Thats Liam xD an the Niall is the Irish one

To> Sexy

Got it. Anything else I should know?

From> Sexy

Who the lead singer of OMAM is.

To> Sexy

Austin Carlile. And he has a Squidgy thing.

From> Sexy

I have trained u well

To> Sexy

And I know Alan Ashby too

From> Sexy

The ginger princess! Xcellent! 2x points!

Quick, Gerard Way!?

To> Sexy

Hang on I know this... Um... MCR?

From> Sexy

U win!!

To> Sexy

Do I win a Stiles in a maid costume?

From> Sexy

We'll c ;)

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