lovers rock

thirteen

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i say bitch
i'm too smooth
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if i yeet the goat to the yote will i yeet so hard that i yote my toes to m-

"y/n!" a hand waved wildly in my face. "huh?" i asked dreamily. i saw my manager in front of me pinching the bridge of her nose. whoops i daydream way to much. cathrine was my manager and i low-key make her so mad but she loves me. i think.

she sighed than said "anyways kid, if your leg hurts to much end it early. i don't want ya to pass out or like honestly i dunno but the doctor was really mad that your playing today so i mean that's a pretty bad sign."

"maybe he's just being a thot because he couldn't afford a ticket" i shrugged. "just be careful, also did you do your homework?" she hit  my back gently "yikes not yet BUT I WILL. she shook her head and i walked out to the stage. there were way more people. oh jesus i've never preformed in front of this many people.

they all screamed and all that weird stuff. natalia gave me a 'holy shit my donkey just pissed on my milk juice' look. just kidding. she just like looked at me, i dunno oKaY.

the band starting setting up. so you know when your drunk and high at the same time even though you didn't drink a drop and you've never smoked in your life. that's how i felt. i made a triangle with my fingers and put the triangle over my eye. the crowd screamed louder. that made me proud, like yeet.

"kermit's sexy" i yelled. they screamed louder and i laughed loudly. "you're such a dork" elliot pushed me. i'm a dramatic bitch, you already know, so I fell on the stage and let my hair cover my face.

The audience gaspEd. i laughed so fucking hard. "holy shit y/n, oh gosh im so sorry your bite dOnt cry please" elliot said so many words at once. "i-i'm fine hoe" i managed and turned to face him. "You bitch" he sighed in relief along with the rest of the audience.

elliot helped me up and i jumped around. Which was pretty fucking stupid considering my leg was pretty crappy. it honestly felt like my leg got spit at with deadly acid. "well shit" i muttered. i choose to ignore it though, i mean like who cares if my leg falls off just let me preform like an angel.

after setting up i stood by the microphone and drank some water. "AWH SHE DRINKS WATER JUST LIKE FINN" someone in the audience yelled. i laughed "iM hUmaN?"

elliot pushed me gently. "hellO everyone! how are we tonight" i yelled. screams came back at me. "kool, let's get started!"

we first sang maps by the yeah yeah yeahs. that's such a good song like nut ya know. my leg was still feeling pretty shitty and i kept dancing and jumping which made it so much worse. but i just smiled cause fake it till you make it or whatever.

we than played let my baby stay, by the god mac demarco. and than say it ain't so by weezer. this concert was so incredibly fun. ivy even went crowd surfing. i drank like 4 bottles of water in the span of 3 three songs which was preTTy wiLd.

After that we played love of my life by queen. than a light that never goes out by the smiths and of course as a finale we played all star by smash mouth.

The last song got so many people hyped. I totally could relate since it really brought meme god vibez.

i'll go home.

after the song i just started shouting vines, while the band started packing up. "we love you!" i screamed. "please welcome calpurnia!"

after i said that they screamed so loud i literally shook. like my body shook. I was the definition of shookth. it was wild. i waved and blew a kiss, ha hA criNge, than headed backstage.

finn hugged me which again made me shook. i was sweating so much it literally looked like someone poured three gallons of water on me. but I mean of course i hugged back.

finn smiled than walked on stage. "YEAH GO YOU RAT, MAKE YOUR MAMI PROUD! OWWW! YOU A FULL MEAL PAPI! YEAH PAPI FARQUAAD" i screamed from the back. He looked at me like " bitch imma fucking bite ur toes off." it was pretty spooky, but he actually just winked and flicked his tongue in a jacob saggytittes way. ghan he did the most unholiest thing i've ever seen in my fucking life.

h e  d a b  b e  d.

you better believe i ran out onto that stage with a cross in my hand. i pointed that cross at him and yelled "MAY CHRIST COMPEL YOU, MAY CHRIST FUCKING COMPEL YOU" than i splashed some water on him. "that was so unholy im so disappointed." i scolded him. "iM soRRy maMi frOg" he looked at the floor. "kay good now go preform like a good fucking frog bitch." i pushed him away and laughed. I swear were so weird, wait let me rephrase. I'm sO fucking weird I come  from literally a different womb than a human one.

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bitch i'm a cow

i'm not a cat i don't say meow

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