Vriska x troll!reader x Terezi

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Me: totally worth it 🤣...
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Enjoy!
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Terezi finally pulled the bag off your head, and don't ask why there was a bag on your head, it was obvious that she kiddnaped you.

"TZ what the heck was that all about!?"

"7ru57 m3 Y/n, y0u h4v3 70 533 7h15." She said carrying you close to a fence, there was Vriska with an MP3, she put on a song (the one above).

"Hush, hush, hush,
8lush, 8lush, 8lush,"

And then she pulled out a megaphone out of nowhere.

"YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!"

Terezi was trying hard not to laugh and you can see the teal tears, she looked like she was about to explode.

What you didn't notice was a doll that looked like you.

"I'm single as can 8e,
You're single, perfect for me!
I'm gonna give you a 8unch of reasons why you should date me!

Reason no.1: I'm super hot.
Reason no.2: he's super not."

She pointed at a doll that looked like Sollux.

"Reason no.3: I'm all you got,
All you got is someone hot.

Girl check my resume,
You wanna 8ackground check?
Okey!

First name: Hot
And last name: 8itch

Gonna give away now that's a snitch.
You think I'm trash,
I know I'm class,
And I got a 8ig fat ass.

And all I gotta say is,
PLEASE DATE ME!
8ecause I'm single,
S-I-N-G-L-E!

Love me,
And h8g me,
And to8ch me,
And well f8ck me"

At the end of the song she lifted her shirt up to the doll that looked like you.

You blushed (b/c) brighter at the scene,  while Terezi was rolling on the ground.

"Terezi if you get me out of here I'll give you all my red crayons." And a second later picked you up and ran to your hive.

"N0w 1'm 4 817 flu5h3d f0r y0u."

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Me: I'm sorry that Vriska is kinda OOC, but I couldn't help my self.
Joshua: it was so worth it.
Me/Joshua: goodbye every body!

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