Kenny: Oh Hello mai beutifulz *swishes his wine glass* U KNO HOW TO MEK A BABIEZ? Well i tell u everything.
Kenny: FIRST u need a woman to demonstrate.
Kenny: *looks at kyle, stan and cartman* THESE ARE NOT WOMEN THESE R MENNNNN
Cartman: I KNO HOW TO DO IT
Kyle: OH, DO YOU?
Cartman: MY MOMMY DOES IT NEXT TO FIER. IT MAEKS HER HAWT. FIRE MAKES HER BEBEZZ
Stan, Kyle and Kenny: *insert madman laugh*
Stan: U IDIOT DATS NOT HOW U MEK BABIZ
Cartman: THEN HOW U DO IT U MEANIE
Kenny: THE-OH I SHOW U!
Kenny: FIRST, U TAKE LE BAGEL AND A DOGGY!
Stan: What do u do then?
Kenny: WhEn WiLl U sHuT uP?!
Stan: *cri*
Kenny: U TAKE THE DOGGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD
Clyde: HUHUHUHUHUH *shaking in anticipation*
Token: ehhhh
Kenny: U CHOP IT! *nom*
Everyone else: *screams*
Kenny: *intensified nomming*
Tweek: THATS NOT HOW U DO DAT! GAH!
Kenny: GO ON MAN TELL ME
Craig: we need 2 get our lubricashun
Tweek: *squirts the bottle and sprays craig with the lubricashun*
Token: *plays sexi tiem music*
Kenny: NOW WHAT GENIUS?!
Craig: LETS RUB IT ALL TOGETHER
Tweek: *squishing against craig*
Clyde: fucking gay dude..
Kyle: THATS NOT HOW U DO IT
Craig and Tweek: THEN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?!
Kyle: ... *insert elevator music*
Jimmy: hey guys im home
Kyle: *shoots him with a nerf gun*
Jimmy: *u fucking serious look* o no im pregnant.
Others: OOOOOooooOOOooOOOOHHHHhh *clep clep clep*
((der u go, i was pretty much laughing internally while i typed it out XD))
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South Park X Reader - One Shots or Yaoi One Shots
FanfictionYou move in the town of south park colorado and go to south park elementary/south park high. WATS DA BEST/WORST DAT COULD HAPPEN? read on :3
