okay from now on there will always be a funny vid so WATCH IT! k moving on...
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CONVOS DONE BY THE SWEET DANCESWITHSUGRACUBES
How many kids can you beat up before breaking a sweat?
Stranger 1: 4
Stranger 2: Depends. I can take about 10 toddlers without sweating.
Stranger 2: Never tried older than 5.
Stranger 1: you train hard man!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello! My name is Ron and I am 19 years old and I have red hair and blue eyes. Nice to meet you.
You: OMG RON WEASLEY?
Stranger: Hahah .:P
Stranger: No, Ron Bergström from Sweden
You: Hi Ron Bergstrom!
You: I don't know how to put the cool dots above the o
Stranger: Heh. :) You need a Swedish cumputer for that. :)
You: darn!
You: How are you doing Ron Bergstrom?
Stranger: Haha. ;)
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Call me Ishmael
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Why don't you have a seat and tell me a little bit about yourself.
Stranger 2: Well I like long walks on the beach
Stranger 2: And sometimes I even like short walks on the beach
Stranger 1: Do you own a dog?
Stranger 2: If I'm feeling a lil crazy
Stranger 2: No I do not.
Stranger 2: Do you?
Stranger 1: Not anymore
Stranger 2: Did you eat it?
Stranger 1: No it died
Stranger 1: I buried it
Stranger 2: That doesnt answer my question
Stranger 2: Ah well in my country we eat the dead
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: Stop making fun
Stranger 1: It hurts
Stranger 2: Im sorry <3
Stranger 2: Would you like a hug
Stranger 1: That depends on how you smell
Stranger 2: I smell like whiskey and whale cum
Stranger 2: Don't ask why, crazy night
Stranger 1: I'll probably pass then
Stranger 2: Ah okay
Stranger 2: If you ever wanna hug just lemme know
Stranger 1: Righto
Stranger 2: Have a good day
Stranger 1: You too
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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The Best of Omegle
HumorThis is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! what is omegle you say? A chat where you talk to random strangers! enjoy xD
