Okay... i lied... there are only two but STILL they are so friking funny that you WILL piss yourself... so go sit on a toilet just in case. and GREAT i just dropped my phone... -.- second time that has happened today. i swear im surprised it hasn't broken or dented... it's not even a nokia phone...
ANYWAY convos done by the wonderful @Jynxgirl!! =D enjoy
----------OmEgLe----------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: how r u son
Stranger: grt
You: ?
Stranger: lnd
You: son u ok?
Stranger: gandu
You: panda?
Stranger: gay hai ky
You: boby. u ok??
Stranger: m or f
You: wheres the money?
You: is it up urr a$$?
You: BOBBY
You: gimme a cigar
Stranger: land le
You: now sonnyy boy!!!
You: WAT U TALKIN BOUT
Stranger: m or f
You: WHAT IS THAT BOBBY?
Stranger: male or female
You: DONT U. ALREADY. KNOW? IM UR DAD BOBBY!! IM FUDGING MALE!!!
Stranger: gay
You: GO GET UR. MOM. UR NOT GAY. NO SON OF MINE IS GAY
You: GET YO MOM!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*Note Jynxgirl said, and I quote "in no way did I mean to be offensive to gays, I'm not against them, k?"
----------OmEgLe----------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY FRIEND, SANDWICH, THINKS YUR A GOOBER! I SLAPPED HIM WITH MY TTAIL THO! I GOT UR BACK TACO!
Stranger: hi
You: HI TTHAR
Stranger: haha capslock
You: IMMA DRAGON!
Stranger: annoying... haha
You: MY NAME IS CHIP
Stranger: a male dragon then i hope?
Stranger: im mariah
You: NO FEMALE!!
Stranger: eeeeeeeeh noo
You: BUT
Stranger: ���
You: SANDWICH LIKES YOU
You: HE'S GAY
Stranger: :(((( im a female to
You: HE LIKES MALE DRAGONS
You: AR YOU MY FWEND?
Stranger: ok u r awsome
You: SHANK YOU!!!!:)
Stranger: u welcome!!! :))))
You: YAY RAWR
Stranger: rawwwrr im a dinosaur
You: I JUST ATE A KITTEN!
Stranger: omg
You: COOL!!
You: :D
Stranger: noo let it out now!
Stranger: harry styles wil get soo mad if he finds out
You: NO IT TASTES LIKE
RAISINS!
Stranger: i said out!!!
You: THEN I EAT HARRY
Stranger: u cant eat pussycats
You: FINE-.-
Stranger: noooo not harry eigther
Stranger: u can eat nicky minaj
Stranger: hahaha
You: *POOPS CAT OUT*
Stranger: poor cat
You: SHE TAST LIKE SHIT THO!
Stranger: yea... only make up there
Stranger: hmmm...
You: YESH!
You: I DONT LLIKE PLASTIC
Stranger: haha
Stranger: shes full of it
You: RAWR
Stranger: rawrr
You: =D
Stranger: haha we r awsome!!!!!:)
You: SANDWICH IS HITTING ON ANOTHER MALE DRAGON!
You: YAY WE R!
Stranger: oh no he diint!
You: NO SANDWICH! U DIMWIT!!!:O
Stranger: hahaha :D
You: SO TACO, WATS UP? I TERRORIZE VILLAGES
You: >:D
Stranger: im just playing with a train
Stranger: hehe :)
You: I HATE TRAINS
Stranger: noo they r funny
You: THEY TRY TO KILL MEH!
Stranger: omg no way!! :0
You: YESH THEY DO!!!! :'(
Stranger: then i wont play witv trains anymore
Stranger: with*
You: SHANK U KIND DINO!!
Stranger: :)))))
You: RAWR
Stranger: rawwwwr
You: \[^_^]/
Stranger: haha thats soooo cute!!!! *,*
You: =D SHANK U! MY. MOMMY SAID SO TOO! MY DADDY DISAGRED
You: *DIAGREED
You: AHH U KNOW WAT I MEAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The Best of Omegle
HumorThis is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! what is omegle you say? A chat where you talk to random strangers! enjoy xD
