My Thanks To You Amazing Babies

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WHAT THE HELL?!
#450 IN TEEN FICTION?
IM SO HAPPY!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
AS A THANK YOU...
HERE'S THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE SPIN OFF:
More Than Music
COMING REAL SOON MY LOVELIES!

~ Erica Letta

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Bold ~ Adam
Italics ~ Eliza

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"Thank you for calling Early Times Record Store, how can I help you?"

"God dammit Chris, I know! You told me your order at least a hundred times!"

"Umm... sir?"

"Sorry about that, can I get like, 50 wings?"

"What?"

"I want wings, you sell wings. What are you confused about?"

"The fact that we don't sell wings."

"Yes, you do."

"No, we don't. Wait, who do you think you called?"

"...Field Goal Wings."

"You called a record store."

"Seriously?!"

"Yup."

"Fuck. Well then your number must be on their website because I dialed exactly what was on there."

"You obviously didn't because Field Goal's is a popular damn restaurant and you're the only person to ever call here thinking we were them. Our number isn't on their website, you messed up."

"Wow, you're mean."

"Wow, you're stupid."

"You know, if you're gonna be rude, you could at least not have a monotone voice."

"You know, if you're going to mess up, you could at least not blame the person you called."

"I didn't blame you!"

"You did though. Look, I'm required to ask you if you would like to buy any music. So would ya?"

"Depends, if I buy music, will your attitude improve?"

"Definitely not."

"Well then no, I don't want to buy any music."

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"Did you hang up on me?!"

"..."

"Rude."

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