D.va x Reader: Game On

Chapter 32: Random Shorts 2

"He stole them from Torbjörn." Roadhog says.

"I didn't steal them! I borrowed them without the intention of returning them. And some parts from the garbage looked fine by me. You know the saying. One man's scrap is another man's junk."

I don't think that's the saying you think to yourself.

"Can we see the mech?" Hana asks.

Junkrat squeals with excitement and runs off. "Follow me!"

Roadhog stays and watches the explosive freak run off, completely forgetting about Hana's condition. He sighs and facepalms. "They can't keep up with you Jamison."

Junkrat stops dead in his tracks and looks back. "Oh riiiight! Just meet me in the garage!"

You walk next to Hana as you make your way towards the garage. You pass by Mei who asks about Hana's condition and offers her some tea. Hana takes a raincheck and schedules a little tea thing with Mei and Lena sometime next week. Soon you arrive at the garage and open the door for Hana. Junkrat and Roadhog are already there, with a big object covered in a white cloth. Obviously the mech was underneath that, but you guess Junkrat wanted to do a grand reveal.

"Took you long enough." Junkrat says. "Now you may be asking yourself, 'Crikey Junkrat! How did you and Roadhog build a mech in a couple of days?' Well to be honest I started building it a while ago for my own amusement, and because I miss home. Mech battles are a grand source of entertainment back in Junkertown, and I was gonna build my own someday and maybe, just maybe, I'd be a champion in Mech Battles and welcomed back into Junkertown. But after the latest mission fiasco happened, well, not a fiasco since we won but you know what I'm talking about, I suggested to Roadhog-"

"I suggested it." Roadhog says.

"Quiet! I'm telling the story! Anyway, we decided that the great D.va should have the honors of piloting the mech. Take a look!"

Junkrat pulls off the cloth and shows off the mech. It looks like a bunch of scrap put together in the shape of a mech, with a little flag on top and some spikes on the arms. It didn't look like it worked.

"Does it work?" You ask.

"D-d-does it work?!? Of course it does!" Junkrat says, a bit offended. "This has all of the functions D.va's other mechs have. It shoots! It flies! It destroys bullets! It does that whole explodey thing! It even shoots the micro-missiles! So yes! Of course it bloody works!"

"Okay. I'm sorry I doubted you."

"Apology accepted. So D.va. What do you think?"

Hana looks ecstatic. "I love it! This is one of the coolest gifts I have ever received! Not the best one, because my engagement ring is the best thing I've received, but it's definitely up there! I can't wait to pilot it when I recover."

"See Roadhog? I told you she'd love it!"

Roadhog just sighs. You say goodbye and head to your room, where you pamper Hana like a queen. You elevate her foot and make her comfy on the couch. You make her favorite food and give her a drink of hot chocolate in her favorite Star Craft mug.

Enjoying the pool
"I love our house!" Hana exclaims plopping herself down on the couch next to you.

"I do to, Hana. It's got everything we wanted." You say. "It's big, has plenty of space, a pool, a beautiful location, and you happen to share the place with me."

"Aww." Hana kisses you're cheek and looks at the TV "You're playing Uncharted 4 again?"

"...maybe."