Family Therapy

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*Everyone has logged on*

Suhoe: Alright in 20 min there will be a therapist at our dorm to help us

Mr.Galaxy: With what?

Suhoe: OUR FAMILY BECAUSE WE ARE BROKEN APART!

JongBAE: Oh I thought it was for your bipolar brain

Suhoe: My brain is not bipolar!

Sehunnie: You'll be yelling at Kris for saying something bad then you'll change straight away and be really nice to me. I think you're a tiny bit bipolar

Suhoe: Sehun you're a disappointment

ByunBacon: So is Kyungsoo!

SatanSoo: I will shave your hair off

ParkingChanyeol: You won't be able to shave mine because you're too short!!

SatanSoo: Watch me!

KimKaiii: Sorry Kyungsoo but I'm on Chanyeol's side.

SatanSoo: You traitor! You are no longer safe from me!!

Sehunnie: R.I.P Kai

ByunBacon: KYUNGSOO YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH US!

SatanSoo: WATCH ME

BaoziBuns: I don't have to participate in this therapy session right?

Suhoe: YOU ARE RUDE TO ME OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO PARTICIPATE!

KungFuPanda: Okay but Gucci have new bags so I'll be back tomorrow

*KungFuPanda logged off*

Sehunnie: That's unfair! Why does he get to leave but I don't!!!

Suhoe: KRIS GO GET HIM!

Mr.Galaxy: No. You aren't my Mum.

LuluDeer: Suho is going to make the dorm hell if you don't get him

SatanSoo: What do you mean I am hell and Satan all in one!

Laynicorn: No you aren't! I saw you cuddling the big teddy bear Kai got you last night! You looked squishy

ByunBacon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOROLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLO

JongBAE: HOROLOLOLOLOLOLL

BaoziBuns: Hey mama?

JongBAE: You ruined it.

BaoziBuns:

Laynicorn: Ooooh Sehun let's include that into our dance!

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Laynicorn: Ooooh Sehun let's include that into our dance!

LuluDeer: Dance?

Sehunnie: We're creating a dance for everyone!

LuluDeer: YOU ARE MEANT TO BE MY DANCER

Sehunnie: WELL I'M DANCING FOR LAY NOW

Suhoe: WHAT! STAY AWAY FROM LAY

Sehunnie: MAKE ME!!!!!!!!

*Sehunnie logged off*

JongBAE: Suho maybe you should leave Lay alone?

Laynicorn: Yes I agree

Suhoe: NEVER! Lay go sit on the couch and wait for me

Laynicorn: Okay!!

*Laynicorn logged off*

BaoziBuns: Suho you're scaring him

Suhoe: LEAVE ME ALONE I WANT KRIS TO GET TAO AND I WANT EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS NOW! LUHAN MAKE SURE SEHUN IS DOWN THERE!!

LuluDeer: Sorry I don't know who Sehun is anymore

Suhoe: LUHAN I WILL RIP YOU APART IF YOU DO NOT LET ME TRY TO FIX THIS FAMILY!

LuluDeer: You're scary

*LuluDeer logged off*

SatanSoo: Kai don't touch me

KimKaiii: I want to poke your cheeks

SatanSoo: I will attack

ParkingChanyeol: Which cheeks is he talking about?

SatanSoo: I am attacking

*SatanSoo logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: Baekhyun this might be the day where I leave this world

ByunBacon: NEVER!

KimKaiii: Don't worry. I replaced all his weapons with fake child friendly ones :D

BaoziBuns: Rip Kai

KimKaiii: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

*KimKaiii logged off*

ByunBacon: I like Kai

ParkingChanyeol: Yes he seems very lovely

ByunBacon: Maybe he will listen to us.........

Suhoe: IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF PEOPLE LISTENED TO ME

ParkingChanyeol: Ha no

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

ByunBacon: HOROLOLOLOLOLOL

*ByunBacon logged off*

Mr.Galaxy: I like CBX's new song. The Horololo part is very catchy

JongBAE: THANK YOU!

BaoziBuns: Why so loud?

JongBAE: WHY SO QUIET ALL THE TIME HUH!

BaoziBuns: As Kyungsoo once said, I am attacking

*BaoziBuns logged off*

JongBAE: HOROLOLOLO

*JongBAE logged off*

Suhoe: Have you found Tao?

Mr.Galaxy: Nope

Suhoe: Did you even look for him?

Mr.Galaxy: Nope.

Suhoe: ATTACK!

*Suhoe logged off*

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

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Horolololo is a great song I love it but I need to rant about BTS Superstar for a second

THEY'VE DONE ME SO WRONG LIKE WHY CAN THE USERNAME ONLY GO UP TO 10 CHARACTERS SEOKMYWOOZI HAS 11 CAN THEY MAYBE NOT. SM AND JYP DIDN'T PLAY ME LIKE THIS SO WHY DOES BTS HAVE TO DO THIS NOW I GOTTA SETTLE FOR MY REAL NAME

Also if Bts' comeback isn't a bop like Just One Day I'm going to be disappointed. Someone bring back Namjoon's paintbrush hair. As tragic as it was I miss it. I want old Bts back :(

I love Bts and have for years so don't attack me. Armys scare me.

Also where have Exols gone? They've disappeared and Armys have come outta no where


I WANT SHINEE AND KARA


I also found out that Madtown disbanded a month ago like no thank you. Please come back.


Sorry for ranting a bit and talking about random stuff but kpop is making me upset. Good groups are disappearing and new groups who are hell good are really underrated and no one notices them ;-;

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