Wifey~~

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*Everyone has logged on*

KimKaiii: I claim Kyungsoo as my Wifey. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

SatanSoo: Wait what?

ByunBacon: Does that mean Kyungsoo is the girl?

KimKaiii: Yup

SatanSoo: Why can't you be the girl?!

KimKaiii: Because I'm taller

ParkingChanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAH

SatanSoo: Shut up Yoda. I will get Woozi from Seventeen to hit you with a guitar

ParkingChanyeol: He wouldn't do that to his hyung

SatanSoo: Yes he will.

ByunBacon: Chanyeol can I be your Wifey since I'm shorter than you?

ParkingChanyeol: Of course you can!! (/.\)

Suhoe: Why are we talking about Wifi? Is it working properly?

Sehunnie: Just leave hyung. We already know your the Wifey for Lay.

Laynicorn: I don't want to be put in a relationship with Suho even if it is fake.

JongBAE: Ha you just got rejected.

KungFuPanda: How does the Umma of the group feel?

Suhoe: You kids don't make sense!! (¬_¬)

*Suhoe logged off*

Mr.Galaxy: I heard the front door shut. I think he left.

KungFuPanda: Kris I'm your wifey.

Mr.Galaxy: Sure and I'm in charge of the dorm since Suho left. I'll be in the galaxy and I expect you all to attend my galaxy lesson in 10 minutes.

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

BaoziBuns: Not again...

LuluDeer: Tao stop him or change his mind please.

KungFuPanda: I don't know what to do

LuluDeer: Annoy him to get you some new Gucci bags or something

KungFuPanda: Okayy~~

*KungFuPanda logged off*

Laynicorn: My Wifey is my unicorn plushy.

*Laynicorn logged off*

KimKaiii: He would rather chose a plushy that isn't alive rather than a human being. Wow.

JongBAE: I'm telling Suho about this

BaoziBuns: Chen don't

JongBAE: Why Hyung??

BaoziBuns: Because I'm your Wifey (• ε •)

JongBAE: WHY AM I THE GIRL?!?!

BaoziBuns: I'm older and I said so.

JongBAE: Fine

*KungFuPanda logged on*

KungFuPanda: He won't change his mind or do anything.

SatanSoo: Try harder or I'll hit you.

KungFuPanda: You know I'm trying to see if it'll work. ;-;

JongBAE: If you know how I feel why would you say that? Like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know I'm not happy, you know I'm trying to see if it'll work out here and I know that its not. - Kim Kardashian

ParkingChanyeol:

KungFuPanda: You guys are mean

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KungFuPanda: You guys are mean. I'll try one more time then that's it.

*KungFuPanda logged off*

BaoziBuns: Chen lets help him

JongBAE: Why??

BaoziBuns: Because I'm your Wifey.

*BaoziBuns logged off*

JongBAE: I will murder you for bringing up this Wifey thing Kai.

*JongBAE logged off*

SatanSoo: I'll protect you Jonginnie~~

KimKaiii: Thank you Kyungie~~ 

LuluDeer: Sehun you're my Wifey.

Sehunnie: No you're my wifey.

LuluDeer: I'm more manly then you and I'm older

Sehunnie: You look more like a girl though

LuluDeer: I AM NOT A GIRL

Sehunnie: YES YOU ARE AND YOU ARE MY WIFEY

LuluDeer: LET'S DO 100 PUSH UP AND WHO EVER REACHES 100 FIRST ISN'T THE WIFEY. ಠ_ಠ

Sehunnie: FINE! ಠ_ಠ

*LuluDeer logged off*

*Sehunnie logged off*

ByunBacon: They obviously have a healthy relationship.

ParkingChanyeol: It's better than ours.

KimKaiii: Do you think I'll get told off by Suho because I started the whole Wifey thing?

*Suhoe logged on*

Suhoe: Yes Kai. And you can also explain it to me.

*Suhoe logged off*

SatanSoo: That's kinda creepy

ByunBacon: No it's really creepy

ParkingChanyeol: Who even does that?

KimKaiii: The Umma of our group o.o

SatanSoo: Beakhyun I swear if that is you outside my door I will rip you limb by limb in front of Chanyeol's eyes.

ByunBacon: O.O

*ByunBacon logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: Don't touch or go near my Wifey >.>

SatanSoo: I have Woozi with his guitar on my side and I have all sorts of weapons to murder you with. <.<

ParkingChanyeol: O.O

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

KimKaiii: Kyungsoo can you help me find a hiding spot so I can hide there when Suho gets back?

SatanSoo: Sure Jonginnie

KimKaiii: Thanks Wifey

SatanSoo: Don't even go there again. I won't hesitate to suffocate you.

KimKaiii: Sorry hyung. v.v

*KimKaiii logged off*

*SatanSoo logged off*

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Here you go Shaky

I made it for youuuu like I promised ♥♥

I'm stalking Joshua Hong Kong's high school.

I found a video that you see his face in for like 2 seconds and he looks so lost and clueless.

Oml his such a fetus in it ;-;


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