Christmas!!

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*Everyone has logged on*

Suhoe: Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

Mr.Galaxy: Shut up! You don't deserve a merry Christmas!

Laynicorn: I don't think this will be a peaceful Christmas....

SatanSoo: Our dorm is worse than hell

Suhoe: I don't want to celebrate Christmas with Kris!

JongBAE: But he is Kristmas!!

KungFuPanda: That was terrible, I feel so ashamed that we have someone who tells bad jokes

ParkingChanyeol: It was a better joke than Sehun at least

Sehunnie: Yes, I agree.

ParkingChanyeol: But we all know Kyungsoo is the best joke out of all of us

SatanSoo: I swear Chanyeol I'm going to beat your ass

ByunBacon: He that's my job!

ParkingChanyeol: You can't even reach my ass!!

SatanSoo: Try me!

BaoziBuns: Can't we all be happy on Christmas?

KimKaiii: No!

BaoziBuns: And what's wrong with you?

KimKaiii: You stole all of my fangirls and I bet you stole the boys too!

BaoziBuns: This is stupid

KimKaiii: You're stupid!

LuluDeer: What has our group come to

SatanSoo: Hate, a lot of it. Also a second hell :D

ByunBacon: I don't want to live in hell!

SatanSoo: Too bad!

ParkingChanyeol: How do we make him get out of hell

ByunBacon: Hey Kyungsoo, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

SatanSoo: No, but I scraped my knee climbing out of hell

ParkingChanyeol: Did you just use a pick up line on Kyungsoo....

*ByunBacon logged off*

ParkingChanyeol: I'm watching you Kyungsoo

*ParkingChanyeol logged off*

LuluDeer: I think we should all open our presents up now~!

Sehunnie: It's 12:30 am, what do you mean open our presents up, I only stayed up because Suho wanted me to see Santa.

Suhoe: He is yet to come for our little Sehunnie!

Sehunnie: I'm 22....

Suhoe: No you're 2, let's go stay on the couch and wait for him!

*Suhoe logged off*

Sehunnie: Someone please save me

*Sehunnie logged off*

JongBAE: Geu soneul naemireojwo save me save me, I need your love before I fall, FALL!

BaoziBuns: CHEN STOP SINGING SAVE ME I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

JongBAE: I WANT SANTA TO HEAR ME

BaoziBuns: SANTA ISN'T REAL!!

JongBAE: What!? Santa isn't real!! But Suho said he was

BaoziBuns: He was lying idiot. Now let me sleep.

JongBAE: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

*JongBAE logged off*

KungFuPanda: You just crushed his dreams

BaoziBuns: I'll deal with him tomorrow

KungFuPanda: Today*

BaoziBuns: Shut up you filthy potato!

*BaoziBuns logged off*

KungFuPanda: I'm starting to accept being called a potato, it actually feels very comforting

Mr.Galaxy: What has Chen done to you?

KungFuPanda: You're the one who thinks you can draw well and goes off into an imaginary land that doesn't even exist!

Mr.Galaxy: It does exist you ratchet potato!

KungFuPanda: Thank you

Mr.Galaxy: Are you going to wear your favourite colour today? Whore red!

KungFuPanda: Actually my favourite colour is go fuck yourself blue :)

Mr.Galaxy: Don't go anywhere near me today!

*Mr.Galaxy logged off*

Laynicorn: These have been some interesting conversations...

SatanSoo: Everyone is turning evil, I love it. They'll come to me and ask to be on my side and then I will murder them all with my World Domination squad so we can rule the world.

KimKaiii:  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

SatanSoo: You weren't meant to make things cute Kai

KimKaiii: I'm only cute for you Kyungie~

LuluDeer: He isn't normally like this

LuluDeer: Why is he like this

SatanSoo: No reason, don't worry about it.

KimKaiii: I love you Kyungie~

SatanSoo: SHHHHHH WE'RE MEANT TO BE EVIL!!

KimKaiii: Did you just yell at me through text! How could you!

*KimKaiii logged off*

KungFuPanda: Since when has he been like that?

SatanSoo: He has his moments.

*SatanSoo logged off*

KungFuPanda: I have my moments every five minutes....

LuluDeer: I have mine when Sehun is around

Laynicorn: What type of 'moments' are we talking about here Luhan?

LuluDeer: When I get angry!

Laynicorn: I'm sure that isn't that only type of moment you have around him

KungFuPanda: Lay, I thought you were more innocent than this

Laynicorn: You know nothing about me!

*Laynicorn logged off*

KungFuPanda: Interesting

LuluDeer: I'm going to bed, goodnight

KungFuPanda: Goodnight Hyung

*LuluDeer logged off*

*KungFuPanda logged off*

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Merry Christmas!! Even though it was 3 days ago...

I would've updated a couple of days ago but since I had to meet up with friends I couldn't and on Christmas day I was obviously celebrating it and I was busy and I'm really sorry I haven't been updating anything, I've been busy (and lazy) but mainly busy plus I'm still not 100% and a couple of times a week I don't feel well so I do hope you understand where I'm coming from. If you would like me to update something quicker you can ask me and I will hurry it up but only if you ask nicely, if you write in all caps I take it as you're yelling at me. Someone did that on one of my other books and I was tempted not to update but I did...

I hope everyone had a great Christmas~!!

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