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them as my weirdest quotes

So this is just a few of the dumbest, weirdest shit i've ever said..

ken:
-"can you get my car in the bag"

sean:
-backstory: my sister just gave birth and so i asked this..
-warning: im just too dumb and innocent for this type of stuff
-"what hole does the baby come out of?¿"

julian:
-"can i eat the orange juice"

josh:
-"oh nope thats my bagels"

gabe:
-backstory again: this was a week before my nephew popped out and i knew nothing bout babies
-"babies come wiTH HAIR!??"

will:
-"i chOKED ON MY DUMPLING"
-i rly did