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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine.

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

A: "You can't tuna fish."

. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.


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