a cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
all the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before
coming in and asking for a drink.
the bartender serves him and ask. "mind if i ask
why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
the cowboy replies. "it's cause i got chapped lips"
the bartender asks.
"does manure help them heal?"
the cowboy replies. "no, but
it keeps me from licking them"
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