How class 1A...

How class 1A lost Mineta (no one missed him)

Yep I totally own everything here. Points gun at my head. It was a joke! It was a joke! It was a joke! Iggy. Mistress spirit-chan doesn't own my hero academia. Obviously.

Edit: I definitely should have put this from the start, but trigger warning for sexual assault

Outdoor training. Heat. Outdoor hero training. Heat that may as well be from hell. And Aizawa Shouta in charge of it all. Yeah, today was awful. Those were my thoughts as I forced myself to walk to the boys locker room. It took all my willpower not to collapse against Iida and beg him to carry me. Not that he wouldn't have, he would do it without complaining, but he was just as hot and tired. I'm not like that, I'm not like-"Out of my way, Deku!" Kacchan.

My childhood friend/bully brushed past me. I sighed. I never snapped at him. Back then it was the fear that bought my silence. Now? Well, he's been mellowing out and more importantly, today was, to quote Kaminari, flaming crap mixed with garbage for him at least. Evidently some 1B students thought it would be good idea to pass out some photos of Kacchan pre-transition. As in he's a trans guy. Deal with it. Now this was low. I can accept they don't like us, but come on! Joke's on them too, he was more mad about that fact they had gone through his personal stuff than the photos. And maybe 20 people cared. No one that really mattered to Kacchan cared. Everyone in our class already knew, it was obvious to the guys when they saw is binder, and they were all accepting. He acted like it wasn't a big deal, but I could tell he was relieved.

Back to what happened, I decided to take a shower before we headed back to the dorms. So did everyone else. it was eventually down to me, Iida, Kacchan, and Mineta. He was acting weird to say the least, Mineta I mean. Maybe it was the heat getting to his brain, but he was acting... high. Like on crack or something. Anyway after we showered, Kacchan was putting some clean clothes on, when Mineta turned around and gave him a crazed expression. Like Toga Himiko crazy. My only thoughts were 'Oh God'. "Hey, Bakugou." he said. "What?" he snapped. "Why don't'cha take the binder off, huh?" he drawled out. He was crazy. "What the fu-WHAT?! What the hell are you smoking? I'm not taking it off!" he yelled, instinctively covering his chest for protection. "Mineta-kun! that is inappropriate behavior!" Iida yelled. I agreed, obviously, but kept quiet. "C'mon, show me what'cha got there." he said, moving closer. I don't know who I was more scared of or for at that point. And then he lunged.

"Get the hell off of me you little bastard!" he yelled, trying to pry him off as he tried to pull off his chest binder. The scary part was, he was succeeding. I finally got around to moving and tried to help him pull the little pervert off. "Iida, get Aizawa. Now!" I yelled at my friend over Mineta and Kacchan. "Right." he said darting off. Of course in my 5 second interval of distraction, Mineta was even closer to his goal. Damn it all. I went back to helping Kacchan, but it seemed whatever possessed him to act this way wasn't giving up. He was almost there, pulling it over his head, when finally, 2 familliar and at this point comforting cloths wrapped around him and successfully pulling him off and snapping him out of his trance. Or maybe it was the hellish death glare Aizawa gave him, either way, he was off.

"You and I are about to have a little chat." he gowled out, before glancing at the 2 of us, still on the floor. "You two okay?" Dumb question. Kacchan was as good as sexually assulted a minute ago and was currently trying to get his chest binder on right again, and I was breathless, tired, and on the verge of a panic attack. But between my being breathless and Mineta' frantic cries I couldn't put my thoughts into words, so I just gave a dumb nod. He turned heel and walked off, a terrified Mineta still in his grasp. "If he doesn't get expelled I'm getting a lawyer." Kacchan deadpanned as he adjusted the binder. I pulled myself to my feet and offered him a hand up. he took it. We were walking back to the common when he looked over at me. "Hey, thanks." he said. "You're welcome. That was nuts." I said, relieved it was over. "You're still a Deku though." He said. I just rolled my eyes. He'll never change.

THE NEXT MORNING

We were all sitting at our desks waiting for class to start, when Aizawa walked in. I had kinda been wondering about Mineta, but I wasn't to concerned. You'd be amazed at what kinda-maybe I'd-totally-deny-it-if-it-was-brought-up staring at my Icyhot crush can do. Come on, we've all done it. "Just so you know, Mineta Minoru was expelled last night." Aizawa said, cutting off my thoughts. "What for?" Ashido asked. "Does it matter? He gone and he's not coming back. Go ahead and celebrate, I've got to go get the transfer from class 1C." We all cheered. "I wonder who we'll get." "As long as he's not so perverted." "I'm sure he will greatly appreciate being here!" I laughed along with everyone else. We chatted and laughed until Aizawa came back and told us to be quiet. "Anyway here's our new classmate. Say hello to Shinso Hitoshi." He rumbled out. He just waved.

AN: That was fun. To write I mean.

Kacchan:why do you like torturing me?!

Because it's fun to see your misery

Shinso: is he always like this

Deku: pretty much

Mineta: Waaaah! Why'd you do that to me?

Kid, you're a scumbag and you deserve it.

Ok, as I've said before, Flame me and I will mock you. But please review, I want to see what you think and if you have any advice for me to improve. Either way I'll be writing this.