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Ryan: well damn

Melanie: TOPIC IS DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Pete: *drumming sounds*

Patrick: ^

Frank: ^^

Melanie: SkelePUNS

Gerard: ...

Brendon: YOUVE BEEN PLAYING UNDERTALE RECENTLY HAVENT YOU

Melanie: you can't prove anything, Fivehead

Brendon: GASP

Brendon: MY FOREHEAD IS JUST TOO FABULOUS TO BE A NORMAL SIZE.

Ashley: I'm ready

Pete: let's do it

Patrick: sigh

Melanie: ready and START

Ryan: why couldn't the skeleton play music at the church? Because they had no organs.

Ashley: Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!

Brendon: WHATS A SKELETONS FAVORITE INSTRUMENT, A TROMBONE

Gerard: you sure it's not a... Xylo-bone?

Ryan: or the bonegos?

Patrick: cringe

Patrick: wait

Patrick: oh...

Patrick: sh**

Frank: next time, Patty, try to put a little more backbone into it.

Melanie: ooh, good one. I found it very humorous.

Ashley: What do skeleton's hate most about the wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.

Patrick: You've been studying for this haven't you?

Ashley: only every day

Ashley: ...

Ashley: ... you son of a female canine.

Patrick: (:

Frank: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Pete: When do skeletons laugh? When someone tickles their funny bone.

Patrick: that was terrible

Frank: tibia honest, I'm gonna have to agree with Pat.

Patrick: please don't call me Pat

Frank: What? Does it rattle you bones?

Ashley: fml

Gerard: Do you have a bone to pick with him?

Brendon: IT TAKES A LOT OF SPINE TO SAY SUCH BOLD PUNS

Patrick: please stop

Melanie: we can't! We have a skeleTON of skelePUNS.

Pete: didn't you already say that one?

Patrick: ...

Ashley: ...

Pete: ...

Melanie: damn

Patrick: HAHA Two more down! How many of you are left?

Frank: I'm still here

Frank: ...

Melanie: ha, no you ain't.

Gerard: that little banter was a real rib tickler

Pete: Gee V.S. Brendon, and where's Ryan?

Brendon: HE WAS REALLY BONE TIRED SO HE TOOK A NAP WITH HIS PHONE IN HIS HAND

Ashley: so it's just you and Gee?

Gerard: I guess so, you ready for this, Bren? Because I have a lot of skeleton puns that are so funny, they're to die for.

Brendon: THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, ALMOST AS FUNNY AS THIS ONE. WHAT WAS THE SKELETON CALLED AFTER SLEEPING IN THE SNOW. A NUMBSKULL!

Gerard: What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spareribs.

Brendon: WHY ARE GRAVEYARDS SO NOISY? BECAUSE OF ALL THE COFFIN!!!

Gerard: What did the skeleton get when he watched porn for the first time? A bone-r

Pete: ...

Patrick: ...

Melanie: ...

Ashley: ...

Frank: ???

Brendon: ...WELL THEN.

Melanie: yeah I'm not dealing with this today

"Gerard" has been blocked.

Gerard: aw sh** not again.

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Wonder why I made Brendon speak in all caps? Maybe it's because one of my favorite characters in Undertale does it as well...

Any who, I hope you liked this chapter. Schoolwork has me a little busy.

What do you think about my profile change for October?

And I think I'm gonna start asking you guys a question at the end of each chapter, cause why not, it's fun.