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This chapter gets real kinky real quick so proceed with caution and keep all hands and feet inside the kinky coaster at all times. Holy water is provided at the end and Jesus will be there to help you wash out your sins. Or you can just stay sinful like me cause we could totally be best friends in hell. Enjoy!

Tyler: I hate you with a frickin passion you frickin frickity frick frick.

Brendon: ???

Melanie: who are you talking too??

Josh: so you found out?

Tyler: I'm going to kill you

Ryan: what did he do?

Pete: ^

Patrick: ^^

Tyler: he posted a message saying "Fact; Tyler's mah baby boy and likes to call me daddy at night." And it got over 9k likes.

Brendon: HAHAHA

Ryan: woah Josh

Pete: hm, kinky

Melanie: Josh wtf

Patrick: ooh Tyler's gonna kill you

Tyler: dang right I am, right after I run these red lights and sneak past a few cops ima choke you

Josh: choke me daddy

Brendon: I thought Tyler called you daddy

Tyler: Brendon I will choke you too

Pete: ... so like a threesome?

Tyler: call it whatever you want but only one of us will get out alive and I'm not planning on dying today

Melanie: wait, are you texting while driving?

Tyler: yeah and I almost ran over a squirrel

Ryan: oh shiz

Patrick: josh is gonna die today

Josh: whelp, I'm gonna go hide.

Melanie: I didn't expect Josh to be the kinky one here

Patrick: ^

Brendon: I did.

Tyler: I'm home. Come out come out wherever you are you potato.

Brendon: fact; that's the last thing most people hear in horror movies

Melanie: whelp. Bye Josh

Josh: crap

Tyler: ...I can hear you breathing

Josh: 😳

Pete: oh damn

Tyler: I have a lollipop and I will smack you in the forehead with it.

Josh: can I eat it though? I like lollipops.

Tyler: no, I'll eat it in front of you.

Ryan: that's cold Ty

Pete: ^

Gerard: what's up fam? why's Josh about to get beaten with a lollipop?

Melanie: long story

Tyler: ... are you in the closet?

Josh: ...

Tyler: you're in the closet

Tyler: aren't you

Josh: ... frick

Brendon: R.I.P.

Tyler: do you want to come out or should I just attack you with my lollipop?

Pete: ... that sounds so wrong

Tyler: PETE I WILL KILL YOU WITH A JOLLYRANCHER BOIS I HAVE CANDY TO KILL ALL OF YOU WITH

Melanie: can I be killed by gumdrops? Thanks

Tyler: okay yeah sure I'll get you with gumdrops right after I murder Josh with my lollipop

Pete: still sounds wrong

Gerard: I'm so confused

Josh: BSICJSOFNOSKX

Patrick: and that was the end of Josh, the loving, caring, kinky pink haired friend of ours.

Brendon: yup

Melanie: I guess so

Pete: I'm kinda worried

Gerard: josh'll be fine, Tyler's just gonna probably smack him with the lollipop and choke him until he deletes the message.

Ryan: nothing we can do about that.

Patrick: guess not.

Josh furiously tapped his keyboard as the door knob to the closet jiggled back and forth.

Creak

Tyler appeared in front of him, fuming with anger, and with a cherry lollipop in his hand.

"Crap Tyler I'm sorry!"

The brunette didn't respond, instead he tackled Josh down and hit him with the lollipop, not really trying to hurt him, only trying to annoy him.

"OW STAP IT."

"TAKE DOWN THE MESSAGE."

"BUT ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE."

Tyler smacked with the lollipop and pinned him down in the dark closet. Josh staring dazedly back at Tyler's figure above him, watching the very little light glisten within his chocolatey brown eyes.

"Josh, take. The message. Down."

"Er- uh- okay.... sorry."

Tyler glared at him for a moment, before getting up and brushing himself off. Taking off the wrapper of the sweet candied treat, very slowly just to tease the lollipop loving pink haired boy. And stuck it in his mouth, smiling cheekily and skipping out of the room.

It was then that Josh realized Tyler's last message. He picked up his phone and read:

Tyler: <3

Josh blushed, not fully knowing if Tyler was just teasing or if the brunette actually meant it. He decided to ignore it, At least for the time being, and take down his post before Tyler tried to kill him again.

2k views on this? Well thank you my dear frens, love you.