TØP Texts

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Josh: HELP CALL 911 CALL THE PO PO TYLER HAS GONE FULL YANDERE

Ryan: what the f**k is a yandere? I don't speak French

Melanie: it's not... never mind.

Gerard: what. is he trying to kill you or is he trying to kill someone else?

Josh: HES WEARING THE UNIFORM AN EVERYTHING THIS IS SO WEIIIRD

Melanie: huh, you know I've always taken Tyler for the feminine type, I just never thought he'd wear tights and a skirt.

Pete: pics or it didn't happen

Brendon: ^^^^^

Josh: HELP.

Brendon: is this a new kink between you two? Because I usually don't kink shame but.... killing is a little harsh

Patrick: does he have like, a weapon or something?

Josh: no he's just holding me up against a wall and kissing my neck, why?

Brendon: that's hot like omg

Ryan: BRENDON URIE

Brendon: what? I mean... who said that?

Melanie: what's he doing now?

Josh: he asked me why I was texting

Josh: he just kissed my nose like a dog what the frick

Josh: what does he have now?

Josh: HOO NO HHO NO IM OUT IM OUT NO NOT TIDAY NONONONONO

Pete: what happened?

Gerard: ^

Ryan: ^^

Melanie: ^^^

Brendon: ^^^^

Tyler: I just took out some bracelets for the two of us, I don't know why he seemed so upset.

Josh: THEY WERE HANDCUFFS

Tyler: same thing

Gerard: I wish I had a weird relationship like this

Melanie: I wish I had a relationship period

Patrick: I wish Pete would stop poking me STOP IT

Pete: hahaha

Ryan: wtf Bren get off the floor

Brendon: you kicked me off the bed

Ryan: no I didn't

Brendon: so you did it in your sleep?

Ryan: oh wait now I remember, sorry not sorry.

Brendon: but why?

Ryan: because you smell like crap, take a shower.

Brendon: whelp. there goes my feelings. Thanks babe.

Melanie: um, is anyone else worried about Josh and his little yandere problem?

Pete: I volunteer miss Martinez to investigate the matter.

Melanie: oh heeeellll no. what if I catch them making out on the floor??

Brendon: then you take pictures and run for your life

Melanie: ...why take pictures?

Brendon: ...research

Ryan: I will smack you right now breadbin

Melanie: fine I'll go to there apartment