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Tyler: ITS FRIDAY

Brendon: ITS THURSDAY YA DUNCE

Josh: and it's 4am in the morning what are you guys doing up?!

Tyler: we should be asking you the same thing pinkie pie

Brendon: ooh roasted

Josh: I wanted some ice cream alright don't judge me!

Tyler: ...and you didn't get me any? What kind of fren are you?

Brendon: shameful

Josh: can I just eat my ice cream in peace?

Tyler: NO

Brendon: NO

Josh: GRRR

Tyler: now I really want ice cream.

Tyler: get me ice cream peasant!

Josh: shut up Tyler

Tyler: my feelings

Brendon: that was mean Josh

Josh: HE STARTED IT

Tyler: he's being mean Bren, he made me cry, make it stop

Brendon: aw don't worry Tyler, don't listen to him, he's just a mean bully.

Josh: ... what is this witchcraft

Brendon: I'll bring you ice cream.

Tyler: YAAAAY

Josh: ...

Brendon: what kind do you want? I'm at the parlor right now

Tyler: a small vanilla cup plez

Josh: we have vanilla at home Tyler

Brendon: hush, let the child get something.

Josh; I'm rolling my eyes so much that I'm getting dizzy

Tyler: will you sing me a lullaby Bwen?

Brendon: of course my dear child.

Josh: he is a 26 year old grown man I think he can sleep with out a lullaby.

Brendon: WHATCHU SAY?! WATCH YO MOUTH CHILD OR ILL SPANK YOUR ASS YOU BETTER BLEEPING GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO YOUR ROOM IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS OR I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO RESPECT YOUR MOTHER TRUCKIN' ELDERS ARE WE CLEAR JOSHUA WILLIAM DUN?!!!!

Josh: ... er- yeah.

Brendon: good, I'll tuck you in in a few minutes.

Josh: Tyler?

Josh: Ty?

Brendon: Tyyyyyllleeeerrr?

Josh: he's asleep isn't he?

Brendon: yup

Brendon: I'll put his ice cream in your freezer real quick.

Josh: how did you get in our apartment?"

Brendon: I have my ways

Josh: I'm actually scared right now

Brendon: you should be

Brendon: I'm coming to your room so like, hide yo kids hide yo wife

Josh: oml

Brendon kicks open his door.

"SURPRISE MOTHER TRUCKER."

"Um, hi."

Brendon smiled chaotically and skips over to tuck in the pink haired boy.

"Good night dude."

"Night."

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