The Best of Omegle

Bonus Chapter 2 - Tree or Fire hydrant?

Stranger: pahahahaah

Stranger: wonderful

You: it is isn't it

You: or would u prefer to be a fire hydrant?

Stranger: your funny i like that

You: why thank you

You: i do try

Stranger: the things i would do to you...

You: buy me food?

You: =]

Stranger: not quite

You: well i don't want anything else

You: :/

You: unless you get me a stuffed toy

You: xDD

Stranger: my c*ck right up in your p*ssy

You: will never happen

You: i have standards

You: =D

Stranger: ouch

Stranger: what do you look like

You: want some water for your burn?

Stranger: yes.

You: go have a cold shower

Stranger: ok talk to you later

You: bye!

Stranger: you have fb?

You: no

Stranger: yes you do

You: okay i do

Stranger: everyone does

You: you got me@

You: !!

Stranger: can i have it? ;)

You: nope

Stranger: why?

You: its only for people i want to talk to

You: =D

Stranger: your a b*tch

You: thank you

You: =]

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: i like b*tches

Stranger: i ram them hard

You: this b*tch doen't like you

Stranger: screaming my name

You: **doesn't

Stranger: I would make you scream ang orgy

You: yes scream

You: while running away from you

Stranger: i would tie you down

You: i'd like to see you try

Stranger: why? you hench? :P

You: whats a hench?

You: o.O

Stranger: really big strong and muscular

Stranger: 'a hench' no, hench, like you are beautiful

Stranger: but... not

You: errr no, i was kinda thinking along the lines of u'll never find me

You: butt you can think of it that way if you want

You: =]

You: don't want to spoil your fantasies

You: :P

Stranger: your probably ugly anyway

You: so people who have standards are automatically ugly now?

You: okay

You: =]

You: if you think so

Stranger: you are

You: mmmhmmm

You: trying to make urself feel better that no one wants you?

Stranger: you are....l

You: :P

Stranger: nobody wants me? HA! why are you heere?

You: cuz im bored

You: and i didn't choose to talk to you

Stranger: bored because you have no boyfriend? and why are you still here then?

You: i don't need a boyfriend

You: =]

You: well cuuzz

You: ur funny to wind up

Stranger: VIRGIN ALERT

You: :O

You: OMG

You: IS IT YOU?!

You: IT MUST BE!

Stranger: what?

Stranger: no you

You: no... :/

You: you

Stranger: yes

You: =D

Stranger: how many times you had it then?

You: i don't kiss and tell

Stranger: so your a virgin

You: maybe maybe not

You: u'll never know

Stranger: describe your p*ssy

You: so u can have your pleasure?

You: no thanks

Stranger: so that i can complete my studies ;)

You: sorry, ur gonna have to find another guineapig

and that's when he told me about his project!!! and then i told him about wattpad...!!

so all good now! xDD hope you enjoyed the bonus chapters!