[19:11]
jjk.art: lol joon out of line in the gc like boi even if it's ur birthday there's limits
jjk.art: like u can't go murdering people just bc ur a year older
minswag: i don't think you can do that any day of the year.
jjk.art: my point EXACTLY, u can't act up like that
minswag: i guess.
jjk.art: wow, do i really just get an "i guess?" he was pushing it, id think u would be passionate about how angry u were
minswag: as if, you were the one who said "friends with benefits." you only encouraged it.
jjk.art: ah, so u r mad yoongs u just so happened to hide it so well
minswag: im not hiding anything, im just stating the dull facts.
jjk.art: well, pls enlighten me with the dull fact on why namjoon is always shipping us???
minswag: that's just namjoon.
jjk.art: way to be vague af wow i need an iq of 202 to decode that (forever a better rapper than tae did you see those bars, more bars than kitkats wowowow)
jjk.art: and lemme tell u, if i can't understand how human faces work, i sure as heck won't understand how human brains work
jjk.art: i think there something ur not telling me yoongles...
minswag: i think you're suspicious for no reason whatsoever.
jjk.art: i may or may not have to bring in my fav detective tae (aka not-as-good-at-rapping-as-jungkook tae) into this matter...
[19:22]
minswag: fucking bitch ass stupid motherfucking donkey dating fucking pterodactyl screeching ass
joonglebells: ...you called?
minswag: help. send fucking flares into the air, blast the sirens.
joonglebells: help with what?
minswag: jeongguk, he's questioning me. he's fucking suspicious thanks to your stupid ass
joonglebells: shIT DUDE
minswag: yeah, "shit dude" exactly. he's threatening to involve tae in the matter and we both know tae will not hesitate to humiliate me to a new degree, you better fucking fix this you shithead i can't do this right now
joonglebells: well you could always just confess, that's the easiest way out.
minswag: id rather fucking get run over by a fucking truck ninety fucking times and lick my blood and guts of the wheels than talk to jung fucking kook
[19:23]
[Group: Court In Session]
[joonglebells added minswag, jjk.art, and taekitback]
joonglebells: I see we have an issue at hand, so i decided to invite that who is being questioned along with his trusty, intelligent, and incredibly handsome sidekick and that who is questioning along with his detective to discuss the case.
minswag: i hope you belly flop into a pit of legos.
joonglebells: how kind, but i suggest you murder your gorgeous sidekick after we settle this matter. as the title of this group chat suggests, the court is in session. jeon jeongguk, you may begin.
