[11:24]
jjk.art: u know the children's tale the three little piglets?
minswag: yeah, why?
jjk.art: sometimes i feel like between all of us, but it's the three big bad wolfs and the little piglet
jjk.art: jimin, the little piglet, is trying to get the wolfs to stop being mean and roasting him so he tries to build a house out of brick to hide in but the wolfs r like "dafuq u think ur doin" and kick it down
minswag: i thought the wolf blow down the houses in the original story?
jjk.art: blowing isn't intimidating, it's lame tbh
jjk.art: blowing belongs with job, not with houses
minswag: did you just...
jjk.art: ((;
minswag: you never fail to disappoint me.
jjk.art: cumon don't be so uptight
minswag: there's a fine line between acceptable puns and horribly unacceptable puns. you've crossed the line.
jjk.art: lines r too straight for this conversation suga~
minswag: are you drunk of something?
jjk.art: woah i'm offended u only think my amazinG puns r only funny when i'm INTOXICATED
jjk.art: i just wanted to tell u that jimin is a piglet and it just so happened that u threw me into a perfect situation to make a bunch of gay blowjob puns, how could i resist?
minswag: go watch some bob ross, like please calm down. i genuinely think i cannot handle those puns.
jjk.art: k bby
minswag: ???
[12:15]
jjk.art: so i watched some bob ross as u asked
jjk.art: also painted piglet jimin's house getting kicked down
jjk.art: and u know, bob ross really inspired me.
jjk.art: he reserected creative inspiration within me
minswag: delete your account.
jjk.art: don't be like that
minswag: how the hell can you even make a pun like that after watching bob ross? he's like, the most calming human in existence. he probably can sway satan to become an angel.
jjk.art: id think the same, except...
minswag: whatever horrible thing you are going to say next, don't you dare say it. i like to picture you as a pure, adorable child who just wants to learn art to satisfy his happy soul.
jjk.art: his asmr voice painted my hands with titanium white.
minswag: .
jjk.art: that was great, right? sooo funny
jjk.art: right?
jjk.art: u there?
jjk.art: hello?
[12:25]
minswag: jimin.
park.jimin: yes????
minswag: help me build a brick house.
minswag: the wolf is scaring me.
