[11:21]
[Group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
joonglebells: smell that, yoongi?
minswag: could it possibly be, joonie?
joonglebells: the smell of...
joonglebells: KO-
minswag: -REA!
park.jimin: that was beautiful omg what cuties
park.jimin: srry what's broadway i only know namsuga ????
jjk.art: didn't we agree that ship name was crap a long time ago?
park.jimin: sweetie, we've agreed ur salty as hell the day u popped out of the womb but it ain't stopping u from being annoying af, is it?
park.jimin: imsosrrykookieididntmeanitplsdontfeelhurtiloveuiwillmakeupancakesplsdontcry
taekitback: go get him jiminie make me proud
jjk.art: ur supposed to have my back tae ):
minswag: no jungkook, you should be in ownership of your own back.
jjk.art: that was a sad attempt at a joke
jjk.art: all this time i've been throwing good humour left and right at you, from puns to beautiful mental images
jjk.art: aND FOR WHAT
jjk.art: I GET THIS SHIT
minswag: sorry?
jjk.art: SORRY ISNT ENOUGH
jjk.art: IM LEAVING U FOR THAT
minswag: i'm going to your apartment in a couple of days, don't you dare bail now you seagull trash
minswag: i also love you and can't imagine life without you, so keep your ass grounded, thanks.
jjk.art: daw, i can't not forgive something that's so pure
joonglebells: 1. don't use double negatives and 2. i am in possession of a much funnier joke that will make you proud, would you like to hear it?
jjk.art: lay it on me
joonglebells: i don't know man this is a lot to handle at once. it's so much cringe that it's possible to be contaminated with a deadly second hand embarrassment if not taking vital safety precautions. are you sure you're ready?
park.jimin: i'm ready for it
taekitback: me too, let's hear it
joonglebells: so yoongi, seokjin, and i were going to pass through security in the airport
joonglebells: they had this sign by security that said "no guns or other weapons beyond this point" right?
minswag: oh boy, this.
joonglebells: and yoongi causally waddles up to one of the security guards who was clearly sleep deprived judging by his massive eye bags and looked ready to fight somebody with his handheld metal detector.
