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taekitback: junGKOOOOOOOK
taekitback: JUNGKOOKIE
taekitback: JUAN COOK'S KOOKIES
taekitback: i swear to god i will send a helicopter through your roof answer my damn messages you pig
jjk.art: what the heckle hackle frickle frackle do you want?
jjk.art: it's so early it's damn ass o clock in the morning i hear birds screeching why-
taekitback: dude, it's noon.
jjk.art: time is an irrelevant measure ok it's 04:00 in my heart.
jjk.art: so y r u texting me
taekitback: some dude came to my apartment today with a package for you.
taekitback: and i took it in and all, so you gonna come here and get it?
jjk.art: mmmmmmmmmm
jjk.art: nah
jjk.art: it's nice and warm here, id much rather stay in bed than drive there.
taekitback: well shit im opening it then
taekitback: it's the commission piece suga did for you
taekitback: there's a lot of shit in here.
jjk.art: like?
taekitback: uh there's some art
taekitback: suGa is really good at this shit i'm gonna abduct him in my ufo and force him to draw
jjk.art: well i mean drawing ain't exactly a punishment for an artist
taekitback: id make him draw for free
jjk.art: u woUlDnT
taekitback: i woUld
jjk.art: uR hoRriBle
taekitback: speaking of horrible
taekitback: why the hell is there a shitty stick figure drawing with really good shading in here?
jjk.art: wait is there really
taekitback: mhm. also a long ass letter.
jjk.art: well crap im stealing hobi's car and im finna zoom over
taekitback: do you even have a license?
jjk.art: uh
jjk.art: i'll make one using the watercolours you bought me
taekitback: i can't wait to deliver this to you in prison
taekitback: highkey your one phone call would be "hyung, so about that package, yeah do me a favour and bring it to jail kay thanks bye love you"
jjk.art: nah
jjk.art: my one phone call would be to jimin
taekitback: why?
jjk.art: because id want to tell him my sentence is like 5 months which is approximately 2 inches longer than his...
jjk.art: yo jimin just called me brb i gotta see what he has to say
taekitback: okey dokes
jjk.art: jimin literally called me and said "my supernatural senses are telling me u r about to insult me so stop now before i hurt u"
taekitback: his supernatural sense- only jimin.
jjk.art: whale im heading over so don't u dare do anything with that package
taekitback: alright so just toss the package in the fire?
jjk.art: doNt
