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Again, I was bored af!

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Natsu: Oi, tall person!

Sebastian: Yes?

Natsu: FIGHT MEH!!!

Sebastian: With pleasure.

Ciel: *sigh*

~~~

Grell: *creepily taking pictures of Sebastian*

Cobra: You're a f#cking gay, aren't ya?

Jamie: >:-(

Grell: Pssh. B#tch, I'm fabulous! *does a sexy pose*

Jamie: *passes out from blood loss*

Cobra: *vomits*

~~~

(Alois randomly enters the house)

Sting: Oh my...

Laxus: *stares at Alois*

Alois: What are you cheap blonde creeps staring at?

Sting: Hey, you're a blonde too...

Laxus: You know what this means?

Laxus, Sting, and Alois: *smirks*

~~~

Romeo: So, um... How's life being a rich person?

Ciel: *yawn* It's nice, especially when you have a demon Butler to serve you anytime.

Wendy: Wow, now I wish I have a Butler too.

Romeo: Me too!

Ciel: Then get one....... It ain't that hard.

Wendy and Romeo: o_e We ain't burnin' the guild and making a contract with a demon soooooo, NOPE!

~~~

(Claude also randomly enters the room)

Rogue: ...

Claude: ...

Jamie: Dat ass.... *stares at Claude's butt*

Cobra: You creep... -__________-

Claude: ...

Rogue: Awkward.

Grell: DAMN, HE IS HOT! >.<

Jamie: Totally!

~~~

Gajeel: Oi, shrimp!

Alois: You dare call me a shrimp, b#tch? Claude, I order you to kill this ugly peasant!

Gajeel: Wow, now you sound like a spoiled brat.

Alois: Say what?! Claude! Claude!!!

Claude: o_e

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Lol XD I have no idea what shit I just wrote!

♥Coffee-chan♥

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