Jamie: *takes a deep breath before opening the door* I hope they don't get mad at me...
-creaaaaak!-
Jamie: *mutters* Shoot!
Cobra: Did you guys hear that?
Gajeel: Yeah... Is somebody trying to sneak inside?
Natsu: LET'S BEAT PULVERIZE THAT PUNK! *runs outside the room and lights fists on fire* Come out, you nasty little robber and fight me like a man!
Jamie: *gets out of hiding place* Hey! You're going to burn the house! My house!
Dragon Slayers: *gasp* Jamie-san...? JAMIE-SAN!!!
Jamie: Wait, I have to-- *gets squished and glomped by the Dragon Slayers*
Wendy: I missed you so much, Jamie-san! *cries*
Sting: *sobbing*
Laxus: Where have you been, young lady?!
Jamie: On a different dimension... With Finn and Jake!
Natsu: What?! Why didn't you tell me you were gonna go to the Land of Ooo?!
Jamie: Because I need you idiots to take care of my house! ^o^ Now can you please stop hugging me or else you'll crush my bones.
Dragon Slayers: *lets go of Jamie*
Jamie: Thank you very much~! Now, about the ships. Do you have anything in mind?
Cobra: GrEms.
Jamie: Ooolalala~ Welcome to the GrEms side!
Romeo: What about Kagura x Jellal?
Jamie: Hmmm... Alright!
Cobra: Terrible.
Rogue: Eww. She hates him... I think.
Sting: Someone's jealous~
Gajeel: Aww.
Rogue: Shut up!
Wendy: It's cute... But Erza might--
Natsu: Ssh. Erza might be spying on us!
Jamie: Chillax, dudes. I got my house Erza proofed and there's no way she can--
Erza: JELLAL IS MINE!!!
Natsu: Holy sheeeeeeet!!! Run!!!
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Dragon Slayers React To Ships
Tilfeldig--DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL-- *** LET'S GET REACTING!!! ^o^
