Dragon Slayers React To Ships

•Midnight x Cobra•

Cobra: *sarcastic* Wow. I actually didn't see that coming. Well played, Jamie-san. *claps slowly*

Jamie: Aww, thanks! ^_^ *squeals* And then the fandom goes wild!!! *points the microphone at the Dragon Slayers*

Everyone (except Jamie and Wendy): *yawns*

Jamie: *slouches* Come on!

Wendy: I'll react! ^o^

Jamie: Yay~!

Wendy: It's so--

Cobra: ROAR OF THE POISON DRAGON!

Wendy: ×__×

Everyone (except Wendy and Cobra): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Cobra: She had to shut up before saying something stupid again like kawaii.

Gajeel: I guess Natsu's not the only dense one around here. *sniggers*

Natsu: At least I'm not a tsundere... Unlike some Iron Dragon Slayer around here!

Jamie: Obviously this whole thing is turning into an argument.

Cobra: Beats me.

Jamie: Moving on since no one wants to react properly... *grits teeth* *sigh* I love my job.