[I know the girl is straight but she's hella close to my face.... I should kiss her.]
[How much money could I make if I cut up my mother and sell her body part on the black market? what the fuck is wrong with me?]
[There is too much hatred, negativity and crime in this world.]
[My male crush is in my presence. I have 2 options. Ignore him. Shove my perfume bottle in my pants and tell him I have a hard one.]
*doesn't like a person. Wants that same person to confess their love to me.* [I still hate you though...]
[I don't have enough money for this item but I know it won't be here when I come back to get it... Steal it and then bring back the money for it later.]
[I want to lose weight to have my dream body but I know that If I do lose weight I won't be comfortable in my own skin the way I am now.]
[I should sue them just because they don't sell pistachio ice cream.]
*gives absolutely no fucks about my own relationship status* *sees couple.* [Fuckin' gross... Share the love shit heads...] "They are so cute though."
[What should I do? What would Namjoon do? What would P!nk do? What would Michael Jackson do? What would my grandma do? What would my younger self do? What would the woman I wish to be do?... I know what to do.]
[Did my period just come or is that discharge (leukorrhea) because I'm horny?]
[There is a girl in my class that has mutual interest as me... I wounder If she's into girls.]
[Am I Bisexual or Pan-sexual if I like hermaphrodites and transgenders?]
[My friend Diamond is having a bad day and dealing with problems. I should text her and let her know I'm there for her... I'm scared that I won't be able to give her the love and time she needs... I don't want to disappoint her. Maybe it's better if I just leave her alone. Send her an heart emoji and just ignore her text.]
[I'm so horny but I can't masturbate in class 😢...]
[I have a lot of dirty thoughts.]
[Tell my best friend my secrets that's what she's for... Nope don't do It. Even better don't listen to her problems and secret so that way we are even. Katherine won't mind if she doesn't know.]
[If everyone reads my diary maybe I should keep 2 diary's. One for people to read and one for my personal secrets. #fuckthesystem]
[I'd probably fuck on the second date if the person got me a tub of pistachio, taro and black sesame seed ice cream with a box of waffle cones and red bean paste. I'd probably be too full to have sex though...]
[I'm 100% more crazy than everyone thinks but at the same time i'm completely sane.]
[I hate when people buy me stuff. I hate not having the things I want and need. I can't afford the things I want and need. I hate asking people for things...]
[I want to perform cunnilingus... I'm scared that i'm bad at it. TAKE A PEACH AND PRACTICE, PRACTICE ON A PEACH!]
[I can't sing but low key I can sing...]
[How do I make my writings unique? Secretly write about myself in every story.]
[Slap my aunt and her children next time either one of them ask about my ice cream.]
[I don't want children... Have children so I can give them unique names and raise great kind people that will make this world worth living in again.]
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One Shot's / Other stuff
FanfictionThis is a collection of my one shot fan-fic's and story's/scenarios. Some of this is just whatever I felt like writing it's random .... Some of these are sexual. Some of these are fill in's (put your name in or who ever else's) Some of these are Gir...
