knives hurt

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So ummmmmmmmm...
HOI
I kinda stabbed myself with a knife...

I was taking out the trash and then I felt a pain in my leg. I then saw something sharp. Me being me, I thought it was paper. So I took it to mom and said "heyyyyyy safety hazard mommmmmm."
When she looked, she spit out her toothpaste and said it was a knife. I was kinda shocked.

Oh yeah, luckily it didn't go deep (hence why I'm not screaming in pain) but i am sad
i got stabbed
im sad
this is sad
how did this happen
(bill wurtz ayyyyy)
But yh
I need a bandaid
BYE

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