the description below and most of the chapters, aside from the few latest ones, are from younger me. therefore they may be a bit edgy or spontaneous. if you like that then go right ahead. i may be updating this book again so hope you enjoy.
WARNING:...
IM AT THE AIRPORT... AND IM TERRIFIED. I MEAN, I LOVE AIRplanes but what if something bad happens? I hope not. I have around.... Well more than an hour til my flight comes. BUT WHY NOT UPDATE WITH PEOPLE AROUND?! RIGHT??!! Anyways, here you go. AND VOILA. ---------------------------------------------------------------- (STAPH LOOKING PEOPLE)---------------
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HEY YOU, Yeah... You got me... I'm the same person from before... Still. HY U YASSS U. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO ESCAPE YOUR BORING worthless human LIFE? HaVE YOU EVER WANTED A HOUSE? KEKE WELL UR IN LUCK. INTRODUCING TEH CRAZXXXXXXXXEEEEYYYYYY HOUSE!? THIS WONDERFUL HOUSE HAS •6 PEOPLE (Including one Living hair) •A HOUSE •CRAZY PEEPS •WIFI •A TALKING ROOF (Catchphrase: "WHZE...") •STUFF •AND MORE?! You can have all of this for.... MONEY! Yes, MONEY! JUST BRING IN MONEY AND ITS YOURS. HERE ARE REVIEWS: "WHZE..." ROOF. "I Like Food" MR. CUN "I hate this! Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that? But you said to be honest. Wait... What are you doing with that kni- NONONONO!" Åりßγㅛñض歩ez "I LIKEY U NEDD TO BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY PLease. Just do it." MOI SO YOU SHOULD BUY IT CUZ IT GREAT YO. BUY WITH THIS NUMBER 666-666-6660! (@::;:/$/?/;)/,;:?.:,?3!:/(:;/(/(.):).:).,:.?;!,;&.?:,.:!.:? OK I HAVE 28 MINS TIL MY THE FLIGHT TO ATLANTA. WAIT WTF I SEE THE AIRPLANE COMING THE GROUND IS SHAKING WHZE. K BAI. ILL TRY TO UPDATE IN ATLANTA.
