Thunder Love and Priestess (Akeno X Reader)

Ch 26 - Da Buns

"Sooooo..."

"Orange or tomato?"

"Huh?"

"Juice woman. Juice."

"Tomato and come upstairs. I'm not done."

What the crap man. I'm in trouble again. Up to the bedroom you go with two cans of tomato. One for her and one for you which can potentially end up hers. The door shuts behind you as you sit down on the bed. A slow exhale. "Yes Dear?"

"I'm waiting."

Shit...

Akeno tackled you and you flew back. Your head and neck whip against the mattress and she cuddles you. She kissed you. "I love you and wanted love in the morning. That's why I was upset."

"Sorry."

"Well the mood is gone now."

Kabosh on the head.

"Really?"

"Ah? Uhh? Well... " Choke much. You just said that out loud after she was asked if she pleases you enough. "It was a..."

"You can suck my breasts as long as want before the baby comes. You know that. Just... ugh. Gimme the juice and I'm getting dressed. Rias and I are going to see Dr. Mao and planning a baby shower and wedding plans."

"Whoa already?"

"We have a date set in two weeks. Plan accordingly."

"The fuck? Over."

"You talking in a walkie? Over."

You glare at her. "I will plan accordingly. So who's maid of honor?"

"Rias of course."

"So Issei as best man. Any chance Kiba as a groomsman and Tsubaki a bridesmaid?"

"Yes Dear."

"Alright. Koneko and Gasper?" She nodded. "Seems like our pairs are matched up. Anything else?"

"Bacholer party?"

You blush. "Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"

"Other girls shaking their ass. That's what."

This was a mess. Ravel put something in her head. But at the same time Issei, Kiba, and Gasper were involved. They couldn't just drag them along and say go for it. The girls would kill them. Rias, Koneko, and Tsubaki who knows.

"Akeno are you implying?"

"Yes!"

"Strip club? Fucking really?"

"And why not Daddy?"

"Didn't we have this discussion? Not happening. Not gonna do it. No way in hell. Or on Earth. Not doing it."

"Oh c'mon Daddy. It's just a titty bar."

"I don't need more tits. My wife's boobs. We would I need more? Honestly?"

"Tradition!"

"Bullshit!"

"Really?"

"You questioning me? Strippers are like fishing. It's bullshit."

"I smell like fish?"

She didn't just ask me that. The hormones are saying that. My wife is going nuts. That's it. "No my love."

"Well I don't care. I'll make arrangements and I'll see you tomorrow. I have a busy day."

"And me? What am I supposed to do?"

"You can eat at the strip club and spent a good amount of time there or chill or find something for the day."

"Eat at the strip club? Have you no shame?" 

"I don't know. Broads serve steaks. Rather well."

"Well steaks suck. No thanks."

"No love your meat."

"Not cooked well done."

"Them deal with your own meat."

"Akeno just shut up and get dressed." You were very hesitant being mean and angry but it was too much. You finally broke.

"Hmph. You're an asshole. Nothing for you tonight."

"But..."

"Be like my father. Go."

"I..."

"Out of my sight. Just go."

"Later." And with you leave the cans of juice and walk back down the stairs. Issei is back in the kitchen with Asia. Good choice man.

"Something up? You don't look the greatest. Aren't you supposed to be cuddling Akeno?" He was just being sincere. He had no idea about what just went down.

"Issei we got plans later on today. Kiba and Gasp too. I need to speak to you guys alone."

"That bad?"

"You can say that."

You couldn't say it for two reasons. In front of Asia wasn't a good idea. Two for all you knew the walls had ears. Issei wouldn't be quiet about this. Belief or not. Hormones or not you were going.

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Now for my Rias readers. Yes a strip club scene will happen but this will have a totally different ending compared. Both endings will be different. Although who gets the most blame? And who gets more angry? You'll find out.

As always I hope all enjoyed, vote for more, comment freely, and as always have an awesome day cause you guys are the best and make this happen. Love you all.

-Relentlezz