Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, July 16

Dear Diary:

THERE'S SHIT IN MY SUITCASE

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED WTF

AND IT'S SUNDAY. I CAN'T BUY ANOTHER ONE, SO NOW I GOTTA PACK ALL OF MY STUFF IN A LOT OF PAPER BAGS

-50 Minutes later-

DONE PACKING

AGAIN

MANAGED TO FIT A JACKET IN ONE

ALSO, I'M IN THE CAR

WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE PAPER BAGS ARE HEAVIER THAN EXPECTED

Also, I didn't mention this because I just found out, but we're spending the night at Switzerland's since the airport with the planes is there....

sO WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER SLEEPOVER

FORTUNATELY WE'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP THIS TIME :)  :) :)

-6 Hours Later-

I'm so tired but amazed

Switzerland's house is so fUCKING HUGE. EVEN THOUGH THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE LIVING IN IT LIKE THE HELL?!?!

Hong Kong hasn't arrived ye

OH SHIT NEVERMIND I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE IN THE LIVING ROOM AKSJSJAKF

I'm in the bathroom btw. The wallpaper is very elegant.

-40 Minutes Later-

We're in Liechtenstein's room now and it's so girly I'm going to chop my arm off and donate it to a dinner for homeless cannibals

Hong Kong, Sealand and I are gonna sleep in the guest rooms, but we're going to stay here and just hang out for a while

You know something really sad? Liechtenstein saw my poor excuse of a suitcase and instead of laughing her ass off she gave me a new one. Like ?? I'm just a poor boy... I need no sympathy, alright?

Okay maybe I do...

-Very Later-

Fuck it's 3 am

We really didn't do much in Liechtenstein's room because it was so very boring.  I did try on a dress while she wasn't looking. I looked like a fat gorilla in it but ok ig I wasn't made for dresses anyway

Switzerland shooed us all away after 11 because it was "way past Liechtenstein's bedtime"

It was cringey af and Liechtenstein was like "Kill me please", but I wish somebody cared about me that way...

(a/n:  Norway would fucking choked himself with a noodle if he read that)

There were only two guest rooms left, so I'm sharing one with Hong Kong while Sealand sleeps on his own

I thought Hong Kong was a fast sleeper, but...

Me:  *tryin to fokin sleep*

HK: ....... Hey.... Hey, Iceland

Me: What?

HK: If I punched your ass, would your organs fall out?

Me: ...... They're attached...

HK:  Yeah but, the punch was so strong that they like, sorta unattached themselves and fell

Me: Then I would die

HK: But would they pour out of your butt?

Me: ..... Wouldn't fit through...

HK: What if I held it open?

Me: GO TO SLEEP

HK: What, are you going to murder me now?

Me: .... Huh?

HK: ..... Nothing

And then he didn't say anything else for a while...

HK: ....

Me: *sleeping*

HK: .... Iceland

Me:  *asleep*

HK: Iceland. Iceland..... Iceland, Iceland, Iceland

Me: *wakes uP*

HK: Iceland~ .... Iceland... Land of Ice, Ice of land

Me: .....

HK: Iceland. Iceland. Iceland. Hey. Iceland. Iceland. Iceland

Me:   -_-

HK: ICELA-

Me: WHAT?

HK:  I can't sleep

I punched him off the bed and now he's sleeping peacefully on the floor :3

Goodnight ^^

-Iceland, a very nice person

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