Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, August 12

Dear Diary:

I fell asleep in the bathroom yesterday. I crouched down to tie my shoes and I passed out on the ground. I feel dirty. I should definitely take another bath today.

The worst part is that I overslept. I woke up at like, 12. I had to skip breakfast, which is a tragedy for me, since I like eating. For real.

Today, Sealand came to visit us. I was so... happy.

He didn't even knock. It all went something like

Sealand: *barges in* MAMA, PAPA, I CAME TO VISIT!

Finland: Peter, for the love of- I'M A GUY!

Sealand: What?!

Sweden: Hi, Sealand.

Sealand: HI, PAPA! DID YOU FIX MY TOY TRAIN?

Sweden: ...... your what?

Norway: What's all this commotion ab-

Sealand: UNCLE NORWAY!

Norway: *cringes* I'm not your uncle Sealand, but hi.

Sealand: Where's Uncle Denmark?

Norway: We are NOT your uncles, but the idiot's fixing the window he broke last week.

Sealand: Oh-

Me: What th-

Sealand: HI, ICELAND!

Me: ..... did you just barge into our house again?

Finland: He can do that because he's part of our family.

Me: This is a family?

Sweden: Sorta.

Finland: What are you talking about? Of course this is a family! *hugs everyone*

Sweden: .....

Sealand: YAY!

Norway: You're hurting my sides.

Me: Gha- don't touch me.

Finland: A very HAPPY family! *squeezes us*

Sealand: I FEEL THE LOVE!

Sweden: .......

Norway: I think I'm gonna pass o- *passes out*

Me: LET ME GO!

Finland: *lets go*

Sealand: I'm going to watch TV. Peace, dudes!

Finland: Alright, but no watching Thomas.

Sealand: But why??

Sweden: That show's creepy.

Sealand: Aw... why?

Finland: The train looks high and their eyes move abnormally. Eww.

Sealand: *hangs head down*

Freaks.

Anyways, I went to see what Denmark was doing (He was right about the breakfast thing... I stayed up all night yesterday.). He was fixing the window with tape.

Seems legit.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Well, today is definitely not the best day ever.

I got my leg stuck between the railings of the staircase because SOMEONE couldn't wait for me to pass so he just pushed me aside. I stayed there for a couple of minutes until Sweden walked by.

Me: FINALLY! Please help me.
Sweden: How?

Me: I DON'T KNOW!

Sweden: Hm...

He went to the kitchen and came back with a stick of butter.

Sweden: .....

Me: ... bu-

Sweden: I'll buy more.

Me: hm

So I got unstuck thanks to the butter! Yay! But then Norway came and freaked out. Learn the lesson kids: never get stuck with Norway close by.

-_-_-_-_-_-_

I am sad, but happy at the time, and it's all because of the same news. The World Meeting is in six days. If I didn't already mention it (which I believe I did) it's in Australia. Australia. Spiders, bad ass kangaroos and mean koalas. Australia. Worst of all is that since it's the first time we have a meeting in Australia, were staying for more time. 4 days.

But who the fuck cares?

So I ate a pickle and jumped out the window.

Ok that didn't happen. I ate a pickle and I carefully climbed out the window, making sure that I didn't slip and break anything and then I made it to the ground.

Then I stood there like an idiot because "Why did I do that?" but my brain said

Brain: Because I can mothafukaaaa!!

So it made some sort of explosion and I woke up on top of a bush. I'm pretty sure that the pickles were poisoned or something.

Niiiiice.

I am never eating pickles again. Pickles are evil and belong in hell.

Welp, I got a HUGE headache now (pickle hangover) so I'm going to sleep. Yeah. My bed's soft today. My pillow too. Oh.

Ok I'll stop now. I'll write in you tomorrow, that if I survive... someone kill me.

-Iceland