Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Monday, September 12

Dear Diary:

I am not used to getting up at 4 in the morning.

However,  I was not aware of the time when I was woken up. Yes,  somebody dared to wake me up from my peaceful slumber. I had a nice dream about licorice and sugar plums,  and that all disappeared when I got poked in the side by an idiot.

Let me tell you,  I'm ticklish and react in violent ways unintentionally when tickled. For example,  today when I punched the person who poked me. Then I realized who it was and-

Me: Holy-... I'm so sorr-

HK:  About what?

Me: I punched you.

HK: You punched my pillow...

Me: .....

HK: Anyways, it's morning. Get up.

Me: What time is it? It's so dark.

HK: Like... early? I don't know. I'll open the curtains.

And he opened the curtains.  The room only got darker. It was pitch black outside.

Me: ...... WHAT TIME IS IT??

HK: HUSHHH- you'll wake everyone up.

I checked my phone.  4:30 am. He... he dared to wake me up at 4 am....

Me: WHY SO EARLY??

HK: I just wanted to say hi to you. You know... before the rest wake up.

Me: ...... you can't sleep.

HK: ...... no. Sleep with me.

Me: .......

I would of felt bad if I said no.

I layed on the floor... and I snuggled next to him. Boi.

Me: You remember the first time we met?

But he did not respond.

Me: wAKE UP-

HK: OH- gosh Iceland... what?

Me: Do you remember that first time we met?

HK: Yeah. That Halloween party.

Me: Yeah I- ..... Halloween party?

HK: Yeah. We met there. That's the first time we talked,  though we didn't like,  know each other or anything. Well... I talked to you,  but eh-

Me: .........

HK: ...... you thought that we first talked that time,  right?

Me: ...... sorry

And he laughed a lot for a few minutes until I think he fell asleep because I could hear him breathe heavily. I did the same.

I woke up,  a few hours later I guess, and met with a pair of golden-brownish eyes staring at me.

??? :  ......

Me: .......um... Hi.

???:  ........ hi....

Me:  Who are you?

??? : ........

Me: ......

??? : ...... I'm Vietnam.

Me: I'm Iceland.

Vietnam: ........ hi.

And then Hong Kong woke up.

HK: Gha- what time is i-.... Hello, Vietnam.

Vietnam: ..... why are you.... sleeping next to this..... person?

HK: ......

Vietnam: ......

Me: ........

I didn't have an explanation. Neither did Hong Kong. Vietnam did not seem to understand anything. Rip.

-_-_-_-_-_-_

I had a quick breakfast (a cracker) and sat down on the couch to watch TV. Then,  I remembered that it wasn't in any language I knew. Just then,  I got a text.

Norway: Hey

Me: Hi

Norway: Everything ok?

Me: Yeah.

Norway: When are you coming back?

Me: Today maybe.

Norway: ok

Norway: Just wanted to tell you that the World Meeting's in a few days or maybe a week

Me: Ugh

Me: Where?

Norway:  Denmark

Me: .....

YES, I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL!!!!!

TAKE THAT, EXPENSIVE AIRLINES!!

So I sent to tell Hong Kong about the great news.

Me: Guess where the World Meeting is?

HK:  Clueless

Me: Denmark

HK: Oh,  you don't have to travel at all.

Me: Nope.

HK: I do

Me: Oh...

HK: .....

And then an idea was born in my mind,  so I turned to Hong Kong and he was looking back at me so I noticed that we were probably thinking the same. So we ran to where China was.

HK: TEACH,  CAN I GO TO ICELAND'S HOUSE?!

Me: YEAH,  YOU WON'T SEE HIM IN 5 DAYS!

China: FIVE DAYS?  HALLELUJAH! I mean... ok.

HK: Rude.

So that's how Hong Kong came back with me to my house.

Norway: How was your- ..... Hello, Hong Kong.

HK: HI!

Me: He's staying for a week. Until the World Meeting ends.

Norway:  ....... ok.

And that's how I realized that nobody gave a fuck about anything and I could do whatever I wanted to.

The end.

-Iceland

.... I'll just... I'll just skip Tuesday...