Dear Diary:
Today we had a meeting.... Hurray
I don't understand what kind of obsession they all have with meetings. They're so boring and serious... sometimes stupid and pointless
"Just like me"
This one was about getting to know each other better or something. I mean, we have literally known each other for YEARS! MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE
What can we possibly not know about each other?
But, then again... I really don't share many things about myself to the rest. They don't know me 100%
Maybe nobody does...
Not even me
Anyways, we were doing some sort of stupid game where we were supposed to tell our secrets (That they'll probably repeat ¬_¬)
Finland: Alright! Who starts...... How about Denmark?
Denmark: I used Sweden's toothbrush to scrub the toilet
Sweden: .............
Finland: My turn! I watch all of you sleep and write everything down in my notebook for important research ^^
Us: ............
Finland: ...... NORWAY? YOU GOT A SECRET?
Norway: ...... I may or may not have offered Sealand as a sacrifice to a demon once...
Finland: WHAT
Norway: Yeah... The demon gave him back after a while. "Too annoying and loud" it said
Sweden: I lost Sealand in a forest once for two days
Finland: SWEDEN! DO YOU GUYS HATE SEALAND OR SOMETHING?!?!
Sealand: I made a paper boat :D Look! It can fly, too!
Finland: .......... Ice? Secret.... Now
Me: I don't have one
L I E S
Finland: Everyone has a secret
Me: Not me
L I E S L I E S L I E S
Finland: Oh, come on! It's probably something embarrassing, isn't it?
Me: .......
Denmark: Maybe he still plays with toys!
Norway: Or secretly wants to call me big brother but he is too shy to
Sweden: Or he still watches cartoons
Finland: Or maybe he likes a girl!
Me: WHAT?
Denmark: Oh right. He's gay
Finland: Come to think of it, we all are
Norway: .................. Yes
Sweden: .......................How about we go to Ikea tomorrow
So now we're all going to Ikea tomorrow
H u r r a y
-Iceland
I was going to publish this earlier but Wattpad sorta pooped a bit and deleted the chapter and sort multiplied it 20 times and then shut off-
I don't know
So I had to write this again
Uh
¬_¬ Stay in school, kids
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
