Dear Diary:
I am done with everything and everyone-
Today we woke up SUPER EARLY (we stayed at a hotel like duh)
Denmark: pACK YOUR CRAP WE'RE LEAVING
Me: But we don't have a car
Norway: That's right....
Finland: ........
Denmark: ....... I know somebody
Norway: ...................... oH NO
Finland: OMG
Sweden: NOOO
Me: ?
Denmark: yESSSS
And he pushed all our shit down the stairs and onto the sidewalk
Me: >:v Where's the ca-
And then a big ass car appeared outta nowhere. I was like "Hm, who could be driving this?" but then the door opened and I was like "omg plz no"
Denmark: HAIIIIIIII
America: HEY DUDES
Finland: :D HOI
Sweden: ........
Norway: ........... Hoi
Me: ........
So we got in (more like we were forced to get in) and we started heading towards wherever the fuck we had to go. I forgot what the city was called.
Denmark: ......... You have any music?
America: Sure do!
Me: You still listen to Disney music?
America: Nah. Got over it
Me: Phe-
America: nOW I'M INTO STEVEN UNIVERSE
AND HE TURNED ON THE MUSIC
Music: TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK OF JUST.... FLEXIBILITY, LOVE AND TRUST-
Denmark: :D
Norway: ಠ_ಠ
Sweden: .____.
Finland: \_(ツ)_/¯
Me: -_-
Norway: HOW ABOUT WE SING A SONG INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT MAGIC ROCK MUSIC?
America: Good idea! Anyone has a song?
Finland: ........... someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
And that's why we didn't speak a word until we drove by a 7/11
Norway: I'm thirsty
America: We can get a smoothie or something-
Norway: Coffee
Everyone: .....
America: ....... I'll ask-
So he got down and we waited in the car
Denmark: ...... I have a game we could play
Finland: Ok
Norway: No
Me: No
Sweden: No
Denmark: I'll give you two options and you guys will choose which one you prefer. I'll start. Would you rather.....die...or run out of air?
Everyone: ............ >_>
Finland: .... My turn! Would you rather have a square dildo, or-
Norway: FINLAND THERE ARE KIDS HERE
Me: EXCUSE YOU-
Sweden: Would you rather wear a skirt or a dress?
Denmark: Skirt. Dresses make me look fat :(
Norway: When did you wear a dress?
Denmark: ....... I told you to never leave me home alone
Finland: I'd wear a dress! They make me feel pretty ^^
Norway: Would you rather take a bath or a shower?
Me: Shower. If you take a bath you just sit in your own dirt
Norway: ...... I feel dirty
Denmark: Would you rather marry me or Sweden?
Norway: I would rather die
Denmark: :(
Sweden: I would marry myself
Finland: What a difficult question-
Sweden: !!!!!
Finland: AHHHH I MEAN YOU OF COURSE!!
America: Hey, guys. Bad luck. There's no coffee. I brought y'all some smoothies-
Norway: DISAPPOINTED
So we started driving again
Norway: ......
Denmark: ......
America: ....
Sweden: .....
Me: .....
Finland: ...... Would you rather have a cactus shoved up your ass-
Norway: Let's play the quiet game
So we played the quiet game until we got to the Canadian border
I was expecting more maple to be honest
So we drove
And drove
And drove
Stopped at a Tim Hortons
And drove
aNd DROVE
AND I GOT TIRED AND FELL ASLEEP BUT THEN I REMEMBERED NORWAY WAS NEXT TO ME AND I WOKE UP TO HIM CUDDLING MY JACKET LIKE "MMMM MY YOU'RE SO WARM" AND I SCREAMED AND EVERYONE SCREAMED AND AMERICA ALMOST RAN OVER A MOOSE AND WE STARTED SPINNING IN CIRCLES ALL SCREAMING AND WE FELL OFF A SMALL HILL AND ROLLED AND SWEDEN FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND WE ENDED UP IN A SMALL RIVER AND IT WAS COLD SO WE HAD TO GET OUT AND SWIM BACK TO LAND AND DRAG THE CAR OUT
And there was a hotel a block away so we checked in and now we're all okay
Canada is dangerous omg
So the meeting is tomorrow
NNNNNNNNYES
I'm gonna get some sleep, I'm exhausted
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...