The "I'm on My Period" Diaries

IT.IS.TIME.

IT.IS.TIME.IT.IS.TIME.IT.IS.TIME.IT.IS.TIME.IT.IS.TIME.IT.IS.TIME

*Faints*

*wakes up again cuz I'm dying of joy*

T-T

IT IS TIME MY CHILDS

IT'S THE TIME. I

I

I

I

I

I

...

My period...

it has ended...

I am free

IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!!!

MY VAGINA IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND SO IS MY UNDERWEAR

T-T SO IS ARE MY WHITE BED SHEETS.

HAH. JUST KIDDING...my sheets died the moment my vajayjay became a murder scene.

HAH.

BUT

IM FREEE

Haha...this all probably a cruel joke being played on me by the devil. Cuz, we all know the devil is watching over me (aka trying to kill me because I was born even though it wasn't my fault)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU ALL *Blows kisses* SEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NEXT MONTH

HAHAHA

That's probably not true....My period likes to either appear like 5 weeks ahead of time or like 5 months late...HAHAHAHAH SEE YOU ALL TOMMROW OR NEXT YEAR. YOU NEVER KNOW!

PERHAPS I WILL FINALLY HAVE A NORMAL PERIOD T-T

I love you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<3 See you when I'm on my period again T-T *DANCES OUT OF ROOM SINGING LIKE I'M BARNEY*

P.S. DEAR CHILDREN, I MIGHT ADD SOME MORE ENTRIES IF I LIKE IDK WANNA SHARE SOME INSANE FACTS OR STORIES...OR LIKE JUST PERIOD STUFF IN GENERAL! So dats a possibility!!!!! 

*sniff sniff* Ima miss you all T-T S-see you next time my fellow woman (or like I said at the beginning, see you next time MEN...if your a creep)

AND LASTLY

FOR ALL MY PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE OFF THEIR PERIOD T-T

LOVE YOU ALL