Some Awesome Quotes Part 1

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DISCLAIMER!!! I DONT OWN THESE PEOPLE AND I DIDNT CREATE/SAY THE QUOTES SO PLEASE DONT ACCUSE ME OF STEALING THIS STUFF. I TRY AND TELL YOU WHO SAID THE QUOTE BUT I DONT ALWAYS KNOW. ALSO CUSSING IS PRESENT IN THIS CHAPTER JUST IN CASE YOU WERE LAZY AND DIDNT READ THE DESCRIPTION NOW YOU KNOW! SO YEAH. LUV 2 U ALL! Baaaiiiii!!! :3

Quotes By My Little Sister:

~I'm rough, tough, and not a man!

~SCREW YOU JEFF! YOU SAID I COULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT!

~It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's Mr. President!

~We're having wizar-lizar-wizards for breakfast. Roast wizard for breakfast, YAY!

~*While doing some messed up form of the Macaraina* No no no no no no No *Shakes butt at end*

~A B C D E F G, Evan is a big pu--Nope, not finishing that sentence. Nope, not doing it.

Quotes From Friends And Myself

*Singing Payphone by Maroon5* "Cause all those fairytales are full of shhhiii-I mean it!"

~*During that one naked drawing scene in the Titanic [VERY WEIRD MOVIE BTW]* Dat Ass Doouuu. *The rest of us died laughing*

~*Playing Apples To Apples. We had to find the funniest thing for the word Dirty AKA IMPURE*

GABBY:So here we have dirty bosses, and finally, dirty dreams?! Oh God...

*We all died laughing*

Some YouTuber Quotes

Pewdiepie:

~It's not called being Gay, it's called being FABULOUS!!!

~I don't CAAAAARE!!!

~I'll slap you. I'll f*cking slap you. Don't make me slap you. Bitch.

~Drill, did I tell you to start dancing? No I did not. No I did f*cking not.

~I can't fap! I CAN'T FAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!

GoldenBlackHawk:

~Yes, some very fun times...

~WE ARE THE CRAB PEOPLE!

~KEVIN: What do you even get from the Sky Amulet?

SLY: A raging boner? I don't know...

ImmortalHD:

~Crab People, Crab People,...

~So you take a Vitamin Water, and you shove it really far up your rectum, and then you lay on top of an oven for an hour, because the Vitamin Water will expand inside your stomach and move to your sexual organs. Now THAT'S how you get pregnant.

~Damn Dude!

SkyDoesMinecraft:

~BUDDER!!!

~JASON IM STARTLED!!!!!

~It's always a good day when you kill midgets!

~YOU DONT EVEN USE DEODORANT!!!

~*Crazy laughter over something funny someone said*

EXPEXT A PART TWO!!!!!

LUV 2 U ALL!!!

Baaiiiii!!!

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